See, in Trinidad and Tobago, when the 5G, the vaccine microchip, and the steel drums converge, it results in the testicular tuning fork effect and resulting inflammation.
I already called it, this is a "friend of a friend" tale. A hallmark of such things is that it's assumed people are talking openly about matters that normally would never be disclosed.
"Nicki Minaj's cousin's friend's testicles, which due to the COVID vaccine allegedly grew bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger until they were the biggest testicles in the world, at which point Nicki Minaj's cousin's friend's fiancee was like "No, those balls are TOO BIG," and thereby immediately Goldilocks-ed herself into a different wedding bed, one with more appropriately sized testicles."
Yet another example of why I love you so much, Evan!
I need to reread this tonight after I get high.
Tucker is privately referring to her as Nicki Manads
Breaking balls story, tonight on Tucker.
This situation is RIPE for some aspiring comedian in Trinidad to go on Tucker's show and troll him.
See, in Trinidad and Tobago, when the 5G, the vaccine microchip, and the steel drums converge, it results in the testicular tuning fork effect and resulting inflammation.
Ow My Balls
“We increasingly believe there is no rational reason to believe America will survive more than a couple more decades, if we're lucky.“
Where’s our rooster and goat, I would like to know.
I stole this from another poster yesterday. I hope they don't mind: https://uploads.disquscdn.c...
I already called it, this is a "friend of a friend" tale. A hallmark of such things is that it's assumed people are talking openly about matters that normally would never be disclosed.
Traitor Tucker has got to be the dumbest sorriest bull-$hitting ass-whole on this planet ... NEXT TO ...YOU KNOW WHO... https://uploads.disquscdn.c...
"Nicki Minaj's cousin's friend's testicles, which due to the COVID vaccine allegedly grew bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger until they were the biggest testicles in the world, at which point Nicki Minaj's cousin's friend's fiancee was like "No, those balls are TOO BIG," and thereby immediately Goldilocks-ed herself into a different wedding bed, one with more appropriately sized testicles."
Yet another example of why I love you so much, Evan!
It’s funny because he is, in fact, a piece of dogshit
Hmm. Apparently Evan refuses to be baited into an obvious Seinfeld reference. Gotta admire a guy who prefers to come up with his own dick jokes.
Nicki Minaj's cousin's friend's financee's testicles is a classic type of provenance for an urban legend.
"It happened to the wife of my dentist's best friend's cousin!"
Do these people even read?
"Go away. 'Bating."
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