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I read that as "Sun Ra". The Arkestra is <a href="http:\/\/www.elrarecords.com\/tour.html" target="_blank">still playing</a> -- a joint gig with Obama would be fun.

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Or this: <a href="http://www.nonesuch.com/jou..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.nonesuch.com/journal/dr-john-allen-tou...">http://www.nonesuch.com/jou...

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Actually, I think GLBT is the older acronym, but then the Lesbians came in and took over and made it LGBT. And, to be totally accurate, I think it's LGBTIAQQAO, now.

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Ha! Just finished replacing the Lutron \"Maestro\" dimmers w/Lutron Divas, and all's well. Only $40!

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So the tornado <strong>was</strong> God's punishment for America's support of gay marriage.

Either God has no clue where gay people/gay marriage supporters actually live, or he has really bad aim.

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If only he had said be nice to your dog, just so Santorum's head would explode.

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Yeah, that's all well and good, but the LED lightbulbs I installed last week won't dim properly. I blame Obama!

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How about the husband's girlfriend?

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Who did the President blow, and when did he blow him?

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Yeah, that was the joke :P

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