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Is it true that Ron injects scotch directly into his veins?

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Well, Bland sells. I don't want to diss anyone's personal tastes...all art is subjective. But every now and then I check out what popular and I find a definite lack of salt there.

Or course, modern Country music is the worst.

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Barb...I love you like the imaginary Internet sister you are. But McCartney...in Vegas? Is Elvis opening up for him?

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<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=4eLABXmjySE" target="_blank">He wrote that song in '94.</a>

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Doesn't everyone know this? Never has a dead person released so many records and starred in so many films ...

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That explains the stiff animatronic behavior we've been seeing from the current "Paul" for lo so many years.

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I wish I could quit having your hand up my ass.

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My nephew worked in a convenience store and the day after this rapper's death, a dude came in, grabbed two 6s of Natty Light and flailed around the store with them. When asked what the hell he was doing, the dude said he wanted to be Tupac Shakur.