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Also plausible.

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The Panama Papers haven't released the American list yet.

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Since Wonkette doesn't allow comments, you can expect the IRs to crawl up your ass with an electron microscope.

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Taking other people's money. Spending it on useless gestures. And declaring himself Mother Theresa II. That's our boy.

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Wow u have a car. How is that funny?

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yeah, he'll make a good "leader of the free world". i just hope it is not on the plane of existence in which i currently reside.

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sadly, my family are mostly sheeple. to them, anything else is a wolf. even us little ol' foxes.

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Look at that gross pig! Disgusting, truly horrible, no class, loser!

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And who's Jack Parsons in this scenario?

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Hmmmm. That would be America. Fucked over and left to blow ourselves up in the family garage while Trumpenstein vacations on a yacht somewhere fingerbanging Babylon.

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Our library in Iowa is Carnegie library. I spent many a Sunday with my father, trying to read Das Kapital at 12 and reading newspapers from all over the world.

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A crazy guy named Remy. Makes a living out of this stuff. And here I sit, working for the Man. What a loser I am.

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The ROI on machine gunning is very low. Better to load them in boxcars and put them out in the desert...or Long Island.

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More than just one site reported on it Jen:

Donald Trump Took $150,000 After 9/11 Because He Was A "Small Business" Owner | RedState http://www.redstate.com/str... When It Came To September 11 Charity, Billionaire Donald Trump Actually Had His Hand Out http://www.thesmokinggun.co...

FEDS GAVE DONALD A QUICK BUNDLE. He's among titans who got 9-11 funds set for small biz http://www.nydailynews.com/...

And this is more that goes even further in some ways:Trump: The Least Charitable Billionaire-The Donald is a miser, not an “ardent philanthropist.” http://www.thesmokinggun.co...

A portrait of Trump the donor: Free rounds of golf, but no personal cash https://www.washingtonpost....

Proof of Donald Trump's charity giving elusive http://www.chicagotribune.c...

There's something fishy about Donald Trump's charitable donations http://www.businessinsider....

Report: Turns Out Most Of Trump’s ‘Charity’ Was Giving Free Golf To His Business Friends http://www.addictinginfo.or...

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You question such generosity? So typical of sad losers like yourselves. Did you know that there is no reciprocal free advertising for his resorts? The charities aren't allowed to advertise that they exist or if they do they make no mention of being held at his fabulous resorts. All very secret and clandestine. None of the attendees even stay at the resort nor the people who come to see it. They are all brought, blindfolded, to the course and hustled out when it's over. They don't even know where they were at! Not one shred of profit motive for the Donald at all. Why, to question this man, no, this Man! because he is like a gawd that came down to earth and started giving us all his blessings...we should all wish to be as good as he is....

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Oh no! He's turning! He must have gotten a Trump Bite and kept it hidden!!

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