Turtles In Space!
Iran shot a rat, two turtles, and a worm into space. (This is what happens when Obama cuts the NASA budget.) [ Los Angeles Times ]
Having fixed the economy and America's health care problems, President Obama now turns his attention to energy policy. [ AP ]
Admiral Mike Mullen thinks gays should be allowed to serve in the military. Is he aware thatthere's a war on?[ Wall Street Journal ]
The president has embarked on a campaign to make Republicans look as dickish as possible for not working with him. [ New York Times ]
Illinois held a primary to determine who shall eventually replace the irreplaceable Senator Roland Burris. [ Washington Post ]
A new study shows an increasing number of consumers placing a higher priority on credit card payments than on their mortgage because, as one of the authors of the study puts it, "You cannot buy groceries with your house." [ Reuters ]