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"No really, these are tears! Sheesh, you spill your seed ONE TIME..."

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Caribou Barbie's?

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Is this satire?

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Oh, it's just really old. Woops.

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Engaged?

No no no no no!

NO MORE DUGGARS.

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<i>I love how every child in the Household is HOME SCHOOLED. None are Indoctrinated.</i>

Re-read the definition of Indoctrination, dear.

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Those eyes just scream BLUE BALLS!!!!!!!!!11!

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Jesus Fucking Christ.

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There is no way they do not have a gay kid. I feel very sorry for him or her, hell, they probably have more than one.

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"...THE LORD JESUS CHRIST IS NUMBER 1."

But was number 2 on his opening weekend, according to <a href="http:\/\/www.boxofficemojo.com\/movies\/\?id=sonofgod.htm" target="_blank">Box Office Mojo</a>.

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"Twitchy Outraged"

So, nothing new there...

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I'm a bit poutraged that Dan created an opening for all this silliness with a pretty lame joke. He should get a do-over (particularly if his snark is going to cause the Pavlovian bully/hate crime shrieking).

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The number 2 is strong with this woman.

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<i>they have fun the old fashioned way</i>

<a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=inSsyLxKDww" target="_blank">Annie Get Your Gun</a> libel!

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