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Cornelius Fussbudget's avatar

Clearly, he was an explosion enthusiast.

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Cornelius Fussbudget's avatar

Well, yeah...who are we going to deport if we don't know which other he hailed from, hennggh?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Not sure, but I've heard it's a money making racket so they've figured out some way to monetize it.

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Moomin Maiden-fully vaxxed's avatar

Ohh - maybe she was going for the Kelly-Anne look

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Cornelius Fussbudget's avatar

I'm sure he's rage-sharting himself that this stupid fire is distracting everyone from his taxpayer funded political stunt.

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Cornelius Fussbudget's avatar

If he goes thru with it, we might not even need those tax returns any more.

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BoB the TacoɔɒT's avatar

Something only a fucking moron would say.

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BoB the TacoɔɒT's avatar

For many members its just one more thing to put on their resumé/CV. But for some, yes, an excuse to be a pretentious asshole.

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Woke Mind Superspreader's avatar

Please nobody tell her that MD Anderson is selling bone marrow to cancer patients.

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Pilotshark's avatar

EX-Representative would be nice title.

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Norbrook's avatar

But if you were religious, you'd have to doubt a just and benevolent creator...

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HazooToo's avatar

I'm so fucking sick and tired of being called a monster. If they didn't assign Democrats the worst possible motives in the world for every action they take, and insist that we we're doing things that no one in their fucking right mind would even IMAGINE, then there might be more moderate Republicans and we might actually win more often, and that just can't happen. Nope! Got to froth the base up enough so that they hate us with every fiber of their being. Because that's politics.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

The, I'm so abhorrent, even my face is trying to slink away from my lying mouth look?

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

I believe the phrase is "Whiter than white."

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Well, theirs would not.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Now can you sage the whole country?

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