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Incoming Ham's avatar

The Bible: Source of Love and Peace.

SullivanSt's avatar

Apparently both are also lucky not to have been run over by a speedboat.

PS. the lyric's I <em>pray</em> God it's your last, on account of Kirsty not having had clairvoyance.

SullivanSt's avatar

Impressively in tune for a choir that does not exist, according to all who were there.

Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

<i>... We don’t even know whether the two are Protestant of Catholic, so will they need to go to confession, or will grace alone be all they need for forgiveness? ...</i> I'm not thinking Catholic. Unless one of them was a Cathar ...

Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

Maybe one is a representative of the Knights Templar and the other is a representative of the Pope. Or the King of France?

Lefty Mark's avatar

<i>Well the doctor came in Stinking of gin Only to fling his opponent over the table...</i>

PubOption's avatar

Prior to that, she told him that his terrible sword was too swift, and that he should take longer than a second coming.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

There are, in the Hebrew Bible, about 600 commandments of which only ten get the most attention. The New Testament seems to add about 1000 more.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

As we say in I.T. ... "The nice thing about standards is there are so many to choose from."

Capt.Jim's avatar

Too much communion???You know I always wondered since the bible is so sadistic iffin maybe god and the babee jeebus ever breaks off into a jack while they are sitting around watching the madness that goes on here on earth

Mahousu's avatar

Whatever you do, don't look at <a href="http:\/\/waga.images.worldnow.com\/images\/24317917_BG1.jpg" target="_blank">the mug shots</a>.

WA Bishop's avatar

Forgive us our trespasses.

Joshua Norton's avatar

They were alone in a motel room "arguing about the Bible"? Suuuuure they were. Which one brought the handcuffs?