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fuflans's avatar

jesus christ that chin.

jesus.

PropellerVigo's avatar

Who surgically affixed a shaved ballsack to Paxton's chin?

Teddy Barnes's avatar

Just like that front shot of Ted Cruz's face makes his nose look like a little boy's penis and ballsack......once you see it, you can never NOT see it.....

LuluBean12 StarGeezer's avatar

Oh how that picture makes me long to dope slap his smug face!

So I suppose he will now extend forgiveness to everyone ever charged by the police too?

KEITH TAYLOR's avatar

Deadset. I had thought that now and again I had seen politicians who had mastered the art of looking smarmy. Beside this bloke they were beginners.

I'm giving you folks money's avatar

Is it just me, or is it "Cheese-Bro" ?? (It goes w/out sayin that I am dyin' here.) Regardless of all this, these Cheese-Bros need to be yanked back on a short leash, and required to answer one or two pertinent questions. Or three.

Ingie's avatar

Oh Ken, I so wish Molly Ivins could tell us everything about you!

DDB9000's avatar

I so wish Molly Ivins and/or Ann Richards could've been president rather than either of the Bushes.

Brigid Sherman's avatar

Hi. Writing from Texas. It’s not that Texas Voters don’t care about Paxton’s legal scandals. It’s that they don’t know about them. To quote Texas Monthly: If a scandal falls in the forest and nobody’s there to hear it, is it really a scandal? The following numbers are from before Paxton’s last election, but they probably haven’t changed much.

Percent of Texans who know about Paxton’s legal scandals: Low teens.

Percent of Texans who know what the scandals entail: Mid-single digits.

Percent of Texans who know and care: Didn’t say.

TM also spoke with a poli-sci prof at University of Houston who maintains a database of the effects of scandals on elections (votes, not opinions). He said that the only kind of scandal that moves the needle in any measurable way in Texas is a sex scandal (Paxton has one). Back in the day, a candidate could take a 3%-5% hit for a sex scandal. These days it’s more like a 1%-2% hit. Not enough to knock out a Republican in Texas.

Blanche de Shambles's avatar

At this point, even Illinois is looking at the Texas AG and going, "Wow- this fuckin' guy here!"

Mark Linimon's avatar

"There are 150 exhibits across three documents totaling 3,760 pages." [source: Texas Tribune]

Wookiee Monster's avatar

“You can’t impeach me! The people of Texas love that I’m corrupt AF.”

I have to admit, that doesn’t reflect well on the voters in Texas.

Mark Linimon's avatar

A large number of Texas voters only need to see that R next to the name.

Zap's avatar

Say what you will about Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton — the guy has balls. On his chin.

Satanic Pancake's avatar

There's a Buffy quote for everything.

Buffy: "Hey Ken, wanna see my impression of Gandhi?" [whacks Ken with club]

Chantrelle/Lisa: "Gandhi?"

Buffy: "Well you know, he was really pissed off."

And that concludes season 3 episode 1: Buffy meets the AG.

calliecallie, aka pollyanna's avatar

The sequel "Brady and Giglio" was not as bad as the first movie, when it was just Giglio.

Fartknocker's avatar

Hey, hey, hey! Be nice. Paxton is our shitbag.

Tom DeLay,, DeLay Pest Control, Sugarland TX

Bitter Scribe's avatar

𝘗𝘢𝘹𝘵𝘰𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥𝘭𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘥𝘦𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘭 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘜𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘷𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥...

Wait, WHAT?! And his wife still plans to vote to acquit? What a doormat.

mzf's avatar

maybe they're a threesome ... or moresome ?

Emil Muz's avatar

I read that she wouldn't recuse, but they somehow have disqualified her from participating.

Snarkrates's avatar

As they have always said: Texas is hell on women and horses.

tehbaddr's avatar

I'm fine with it, she has the pool boy!

tehbaddr's avatar

Trump wishes he had gnads like Paxton!