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Catstro's avatar

Herman Cain smiles at you from the great beyond https://c.tenor.com/lP99JOc...

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ryp's avatar

I think the lesson here is if you are an elected official don't ask your mistress for a rim job via text. There are some things even Republicans will find too gross and pathetic to ignore.

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John Thorstensen's avatar

Weasel libelzzz!

Weasels are innocent woodland creatures just trying to survive. They don't deserve these comparisons to Republican politicians.

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BoB the TacoɔɒT's avatar

TFA doesn't confirm or deny any of those things, so...its possible!

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dansezlajavanaise's avatar

yeah, we're not all chiseled of the purest marble. doesn't all make those of us with less of chin terrible people. you can be terrible even with a square jaw (oh, hi, newt gingrich) and a slim body or used to have an attractive face and acted in some cool movies (ho hello, clint eastwood). and you can do good even if your face is all wrong.

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BoB the TacoɔɒT's avatar

His replacement will just copy/paste that. A guy who denounces Taylor, but is just like him.

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Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

I'm going back to bed.

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sojourner44's avatar

Oh, goody! Just what we need--another "conservative" asshole in congress.

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aureolamanita's avatar

I know it's the fool who looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart and all, but I can't make this make sense.

https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Daniel's avatar

“I told him that I found him attractive."

Huh.

I don't know whether to feel better or worse about myself now.

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aureolamanita's avatar

Also, this is said lady: https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Old flintlock's avatar

I mean c'mon, what lady could resist that virile face. It literally screams honesty and integrity. I do submit however, he is in the running for most punchable face

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Old flintlock's avatar

He looks like Mr. Rogers on a bad acid trip.

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aureolamanita's avatar

I think I found a pic that explains the attraction:

https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Emil Muz's avatar

That's kinda the way I looked at it yesterday when I read the story. He might've gotten through it if she'd been a bleached blonde divorcee from Ft Worth.

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Old flintlock's avatar

Yeah, she might not be white. That is a deal breaker for the MAGAT crowd

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