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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Right up until his "documentary" came out, I honestly wasn't sure whether D'Souza was a celebrity chef or one of those guys on the teevee machine who try to sell you consciousness-raising seminars. I miss those days, you know, those days when I didn't know who this enormous box of butthurt is.

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jqheywood's avatar

Hey, there is a huge difference between being an academic and being an academic administrator/president/douche.

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malsperanza's avatar

"Brain tumor" is a code word for Lee Atwater. But I can live with that.

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malsperanza's avatar

Although Naipaul could write a wicked good sentence. I read Naipaul as I read Celine, with a paperbag over my head. His books are brilliant; it was when he opened his mouth in public that things went wrong.

In both men: a severe case of Clarence Thomas Bootlicker Syndrome.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

So he is a taker, not a maker.

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malsperanza's avatar

I don't think a bit of minor morning news has ever made me <strike>smugger</strike> happier.

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Jared James's avatar

"2020: Martyrdom to Messiah" isn't taken yet.

Would also make a snappy title for a documentary.

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malsperanza's avatar

The thought that a murdered child's name has become a code for n[igger] makes me ill.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I think Aesop first said that.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

"I have a dream that these three shits will one day live in a nation where they will be judged. Period."

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Denied.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

I am seeing less and less self awareness from the so called conservatives lately.

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Mahousu's avatar

I'm not seeing this as an either-or, more of an all-of-the-above.

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Mahousu's avatar

Since he was ousted from that college job, nothing, apparently. No doubt unemployment benefits were ruining his motivation to work.

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chascates's avatar

And poor James O'Keefe being hassled as well. IT'S JUST EXACTLY LIKE NAZI GERMANY!!!

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>Mr. D’Souza did not act with any corrupt or criminal intent whatsoever … He and <strike>the candidate</strike> his mistress have been friends since their college days, and at most, this was an act of misguided friendship by D’Souza.</i>

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