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WA Bishop's avatar

Hey, now, spoiler alert!

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chascates's avatar

"To Serve Man. It... it's a cookbook!"

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PsycWench's avatar

I say we send a committee to outer space to meet them halfway, and that the committee will be chosen by national vote. First up: Sarah Palin.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Forget the ghey part...If their first words are, "sorry...there is no god", the world will be united in a war against the alienists. Muslim and Christian will stand shoulder to shoulder to fight evil...

And we'll be stomped flat, paving the world to become the intergalactic version of Disney World.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Did you know that the bargain brand of toilet tissue wipes out Klingons just as well as the more expensive brand? It's true!

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