What did NASA send your Wonkette for some reason? Secret plans for the new Chevrolet space shuttle? A wacky "mash up" video of NASA accidents? No! It's even better/worse than all that: "NASA will hold a news conference at 2 p.m. EST on Thursday, Dec. 2, to discuss an astrobiology finding that will impact the search for evidence of extraterrestrial life." So it's going to be a very merry xmas after all, because the Space Monsters are here, and we will all come together as a single human community to decide who gets fed to the Space Monsters first.
Forget the ghey part...If their first words are, "sorry...there is no god", the world will be united in a war against the alienists. Muslim and Christian will stand shoulder to shoulder to fight evil...
And we'll be stomped flat, paving the world to become the intergalactic version of Disney World.
Hey, now, spoiler alert!
"To Serve Man. It... it's a cookbook!"
I say we send a committee to outer space to meet them halfway, and that the committee will be chosen by national vote. First up: Sarah Palin.
Forget the ghey part...If their first words are, "sorry...there is no god", the world will be united in a war against the alienists. Muslim and Christian will stand shoulder to shoulder to fight evil...
And we'll be stomped flat, paving the world to become the intergalactic version of Disney World.
Did you know that the bargain brand of toilet tissue wipes out Klingons just as well as the more expensive brand? It's true!