Because the world's most powerful military is being destroyed by a combination of a) goat herders in Afghanistan and b) some weird guy with a website, the Pentagon has just banned any kind of little gizmo that can save information off a computer. (It is apparently impossible to ban goat herders ... yet.) As of immediately, any military person (or military contractor, maybe?) cannot use removable/portable disk thingies such as thumb drives or external DVD/CD writable drives when using the secret computers that have all the potential WikiLeaks stuff on them. Hooray, there will be no more leaks of information!
<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=5WCTn4FljUQ" target="_blank">These new fangled gadgets are unbelievable.</a>
Hey, that&#039;s not my USB port!
[waiting for punchline...]
The correct response is &quot;That&#039;s not my thumb drive.&quot;
And this shows that Obama is morally weak.
All these top secrets will end up on workers&#039; Facebook pages anyway.