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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Phthirus Pubis

Is that Reince Pubis' brother or sister?

The Quirk's avatar

Isn't the louse their school mascot?

Mahousu's avatar

<i>“Pubic grooming has led to a severe depletion of crab louse populations ... you can see an environmental disaster in the making for this species.”</i>

Wait, does this mean that Christine "not a witch" O'Donnell now qualifies as an endangered species habitat? Perhaps finally she can get some federal support.

PubOption's avatar

Cephalosporins? What does C_R_Eature have to say?

bobbert's avatar

True. Antibiotics are for cattle and chickens and hogs.

PubOption's avatar

Don't take chances with pickups? Expect major transport problems in the South.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Christine O'Donnell libel!

TundraGrifter's avatar

Too bad the young lady on the left lost an eye.

TundraGrifter's avatar

I'm telling you Youngs right now that between the AIDs and the STDs and the STIs and the galloping hep and the fact an irate woman can spread your sorry game around the world on the Internets in about 30 seconds - sport fucking isn't what it used to be.

PsycWench's avatar

Knowing more about STDs will definitely bring an end to risky sex, just like knowing more about the risks of smoking ended all cigarette use by 1975.

PS: Having had a few friends who went to East Carolina University in the 1980's, I was greatly amused to see that they are apparently an authority on public lice. Let's just say that it's not a coincidence.

WA Bishop's avatar

Like New Hampshire, Maine, or Ohio?

WA Bishop's avatar

Don't kill my buzz by bringing personal responsibility into my carefree sex life.