Happy Friday everyone! Did you have an awesome Valentine's Day yesterday? Did you follow yr Wonket's advice and fuck literally anyone besides one of the Vestal Virgins over in the rightwing blogosphere? Congrats! Oh and you should probably go over to Planned Parenthood after breakfast because
<i>&ldquo;Pubic grooming has led to a severe depletion of crab louse populations ... you can see an environmental disaster in the making for this species.&rdquo;</i>
Wait, does this mean that Christine &quot;not a witch&quot; O&#039;Donnell now qualifies as an endangered species habitat? Perhaps finally she can get some federal support.
I&#039;m telling you Youngs right now that between the AIDs and the STDs and the STIs and the galloping hep and the fact an irate woman can spread your sorry game around the world on the Internets in about 30 seconds - sport fucking isn&#039;t what it used to be.
Knowing more about STDs will definitely bring an end to risky sex, just like knowing more about the risks of smoking ended all cigarette use by 1975.
PS: Having had a few friends who went to East Carolina University in the 1980&#039;s, I was greatly amused to see that they are apparently an authority on public lice. Let&#039;s just say that it&#039;s not a coincidence.
Phthirus Pubis
Is that Reince Pubis&#039; brother or sister?
Papa Wheelie!
Isn&#039;t the louse their school mascot?
<i>&ldquo;Pubic grooming has led to a severe depletion of crab louse populations ... you can see an environmental disaster in the making for this species.&rdquo;</i>
Wait, does this mean that Christine &quot;not a witch&quot; O&#039;Donnell now qualifies as an endangered species habitat? Perhaps finally she can get some federal support.
Cephalosporins? What does C_R_Eature have to say?
Hookworm libel.
True. Antibiotics are for cattle and chickens and hogs.
Don&#039;t take chances with pickups? Expect major transport problems in the South.
Christine O&#039;Donnell libel!
Too bad the young lady on the left lost an eye.
I&#039;m telling you Youngs right now that between the AIDs and the STDs and the STIs and the galloping hep and the fact an irate woman can spread your sorry game around the world on the Internets in about 30 seconds - sport fucking isn&#039;t what it used to be.
Knowing more about STDs will definitely bring an end to risky sex, just like knowing more about the risks of smoking ended all cigarette use by 1975.
PS: Having had a few friends who went to East Carolina University in the 1980&#039;s, I was greatly amused to see that they are apparently an authority on public lice. Let&#039;s just say that it&#039;s not a coincidence.
His boyfriend.
Like New Hampshire, Maine, or Ohio?
Don&#039;t kill my buzz by bringing personal responsibility into my carefree sex life.
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