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Could the difference between OHJB and that hideous, loathsome bag of shit the Traitor Party is getting ready to run against him be any more stark?

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Old Scranton Joe understands unions in ways that Trump can only dream of.

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𝐹𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑖𝑛’ 𝑠𝑐𝑎𝑏.

I think that might be the nicest thing anyone's ever said about Donald Trump.

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Union Strong and Biden Delivers, what a delightful pairing, add in $83.3 Million judgement against a guy who golfed nearly a year of a 4 year term and it's happy hour!! 💙

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Pocket change. He won't even notice. It's the principle of the thing.

Let's see if E. Jean's name ever comes out of his mouth again.

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He can't help himself. E. Jean Carroll is going to keep him in court for the rest of his natural life.

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I'm looking forward to the day E. Jean takes possession of Carroll Towers in Manhattan.

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Absolutely, I hope he and his ick leave her alone and concentrate on the NY fraud decision. It irritated me that he referenced the presidency in his testimony leaning in on "absolute immunity" to absolve him of everything. Thank you jurors of NY.

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A slander on scabs (the real kind) everywhere.

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They do serve a purpose in the medical world.

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Which is more than trump does. In any world.

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Fuckin’. Scab.

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Has PAB lashed out against Shawn Fain in a trumper-tantrum yet? Or does he realize that Fain would immediately destroy him if he did?

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It never ceases to amaze me that people didn't know going in that this is who Joe Biden is. I always knew he would be a good president, even before he won, and I know if we could give him the House Majority and keep the Senate that he will do even more to make us proud. So let's do that for him, can we, please?

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It's like those old "Goofus and Gallant" stories. Gallant stands with the unionized workers while Goofus stands with the ownership class and shits all over the working man.

Galland would give a man the shirt off his back if he needed it. Goofus wouldn't help a man bleeding out on his tile floor.

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Agreed.

What drives me crazy is the way the media portrays the presidency as a single person who controls every aspect of government, instead of a person who assembles a huge team to run the country. Joe has put together a great administration that has accomplished important and beneficial things in three years. PAB's administration was a corrupt shambles.

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Lately Biden has been accused of not doing the right thing in Israel, where he has no control at all. I am sure he is pressuring Netanyahu as much as possible behind the scenes (public condemnation of an egotist like Netanyahu backfires). He cannot unilaterally declare a ceasefire.

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This is what drives me craziest. Biden cannot just snap his fingers and command Netenyahu, a FAMOUSLY right wing and anti-Palestinian leader, to cease fire.

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especially not if you take into account the powerful pro-Israel backing there is in this country- tell me, anybody ever heard of a pro-Palestinian lobby to match AIPAC? A pro-Palestinian billionaire to offset Sheldon Adelman?

The idjits screaming at Biden as if he were personally in charge of the suppression of Gaza remind me of the purity ponies who accuse Abraham Lincoln of racism because he didn't unilaterally end slavery on day one of his administration. Even absolute monarchs have to take the political climate in mind, lest they end up like Charles I of England, Louis XVI of France, or Nickolas II of Russia.

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"So if our endorsement must be earned, Joe Biden has earned it"

I'm late to the party, but let's have some mood music:

Missy Elliott - Work It

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjIvu7e6Wq8

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Put your thing down flip it and reverse it.

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Does anyone here have an estimate of the percentage of autoworkers in the US that are unionized. I do know that at least some, if not all of the auto companies had moved some of their operations to right-to-work (aka southern) states.

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Jan 26Liked by Crip Dyke

"Donald Trump is a scab"

Resist the temptation, America. Do not pick the scab.

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Bumper Stickers for everyone!

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This is perfect. I’m both impressed and jealous.

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I have my moments, but don't be too jealous. I will probably spend the rest of the day behaving like an idiot.

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Well, you've earned it.

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That at least I can relate to!

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Seriously, it blows my mind that Trump is still in the race. The media’s postmortem on Hillary was that she was a bad candidate with too much baggage.

But no candidate in the history of our country has had more baggage than Donald Trump has. Rape, fraud, defamation, insurrection, 2 impeachments, 4 indictments, 91 felonies, praises dictators and attacks our allies, wants to be dictator himself, has adopted Hitler an mussolini’s rhetoric, gives bizarre word salads no one can decipher, mean the list goes on…

But yeah, “Hillary had too much baggage”.

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Alas, Hillary didn't have enough support where it turned out to count -- in Russia.

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but wasn't she too shrill? and, but her emails!!!

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I think what they were trying to say was that she had too few penises.

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It is always a mistake to expect logic from Repub voters.

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Hillary didn't broadcast hatred and racism, which is why PAB's MAGAts support him.

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Women are not allowed to be powerful, or make mistakes. Drumph is a total waste of skin and no one sane will mourn him when he dies, but "Hillary voted for the Iraq war and besides, she had some bad haircuts in the '90s and her voice is too shrill."

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I had a coworker--an educated an smart guy--who told me he disliked Nancy Pelosi. When I asked him why, he said that he didn't know. He just didn't like her.

As far as I know he dislikes trump at least as much.

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But Trump is good for ratings and clicks

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The Orange Degenerate demanded that auto workers endorse him, even had fake auto workers holding "auto workers for Trump" signs.

That worked out nicely for him.

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Jan 26Liked by Crip Dyke

Great idea for a sign. Nice to see how it worked out for him.

But when 𝙄 try to order a custom bumpersticker that says, "I'm a Deep State Cannibal Pedophile, and I Vote!", 𝙄 get banned from Zazzle.

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Zazzle is DEEP STATE.

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Ah, shit. I hadn't known that. No wonder they took it so badly.

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But that's unpossible. I've been told that both parties are same!

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Jokes about lizards in human suits aside, both parties are comprised of human beings who can legitimately lay claim to being American citizens. That's a kind of same.

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John McCain's daughter horrified John Stewart is coming back to the Daily Show.

https://www.rawstory.com/meghan-mccain-2667097732/

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"I’m the first person to say that when I was a teenager in my formative years, I loved The Daily Show,” she lied. The hell you are.

For someone who has such a negligible claim on the public's attention, she takes up far too much bandwidth. What the hell does she do, what the hell has she EVER done? Will we never be rid of her?

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Anything that horrifies Megan and brings back Jon Stewart is okay with me.

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“‘I hope I see the original OG Jon Stewart,’ this year, she said before adding, ‘I’m not going to hold my breath.’”

What if we asked really nicely?

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And Rage Against The Machine was great until they got all political.

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IK,R? When did they start doing all this raging against the machine?

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“DO YOU KNOW WHO MY FATHER IS?”

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"Don't feel bad, young lady. Many people don't know who their father is."

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Oh this nepo baby is really upset that JonZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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Jan 26·edited Jan 26Author

So the long lost daughter of John McCain is finally identified and returned to civilization, and the first statement she makes is,

"ZOMG, Stewart was so amazing before he completely transformed into a woke liberal in 2021!"

And the Rage On Behalf Of The Machine Award goes to...

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"Ms. McCain, tell us that you had never heard of Jon Stewart prior to 2021 without using any of those words."

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I agree. Trump caring only means the money and praise. Not actual caring.

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Not just praise, but any kind of attention. He likes to say nasty things in return.

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