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They can't; the mirrors shatter.

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<i>You may find yourself.... living in a van down by the river.</i>

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Well, NH, with its 4,000 seat (or whatever) legislature, might be a good place to start.

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Ain't no party like the Republican Party, cuz the Lemon Party just don't stop!

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That trainwreck of a wardrobe is actually a pretty commendable technique: he does whatever he can to divert attention away from his face-based revulsion-delivery system.

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I'll be "borrowing" that turn of phrase, if I can remember it.

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Everyone already knows that politics is show business for ugly people.

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Did Vaillancourt get turned down on a date? Even if Annie Kuster was a 3, he'd still be punching way above his weight.

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The Republican idea of hotness and electability gave us Sarah Palin. I'll stick with voting for policies and intelligence.

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That man is the Burgermeister Meisterburger, the number one derp maker to the State.

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I find this post distressingly difficult to fap to.

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Let's see, khakis with white socks, Dollar Tree necktie, green KMart shirt and "matching" black jacket - this guy's looking good! Yr Comrade Wingtard looks better than this, even with the wino vomit on me. Can't I get elected Wingnut somewhere?

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