It's a good thing feminists have killed patriarchy forever, or else we might be subjected to hideously ugly men insisting that elections are only for hot chicks. Oh wait! New Hampshire state Rep. Steve Vaillancourt (R-OF COURSE) didn't get that memo. He recently took to his blog to share his electoral insights on the House race in his states 2nd Congressional District between Republican Marilinda Garcia and Democratic incumbent Ann McLane Kuster.
That trainwreck of a wardrobe is actually a pretty commendable technique: he does whatever he can to divert attention away from his face-based revulsion-delivery system.
Let's see, khakis with white socks, Dollar Tree necktie, green KMart shirt and "matching" black jacket - this guy's looking good! Yr Comrade Wingtard looks better than this, even with the wino vomit on me. Can't I get elected Wingnut somewhere?
They can't; the mirrors shatter.
<i>You may find yourself.... living in a van down by the river.</i>
Well, NH, with its 4,000 seat (or whatever) legislature, might be a good place to start.
Ain&#039;t no party like the Republican Party, cuz the Lemon Party just don&#039;t stop!
That trainwreck of a wardrobe is actually a pretty commendable technique: he does whatever he can to divert attention away from his face-based revulsion-delivery system.
I&#039;ll be &quot;borrowing&quot; that turn of phrase, if I can remember it.
Everyone already knows that politics is show business for ugly people.
Did Vaillancourt get turned down on a date? Even if Annie Kuster was a 3, he&#039;d still be punching way above his weight.
The Republican idea of hotness and electability gave us Sarah Palin. I&#039;ll stick with voting for policies and intelligence.
That man is the Burgermeister Meisterburger, the number one derp maker to the State.
I find this post distressingly difficult to fap to.
Let&#039;s see, khakis with white socks, Dollar Tree necktie, green KMart shirt and &quot;matching&quot; black jacket - this guy&#039;s looking good! Yr Comrade Wingtard looks better than this, even with the wino vomit on me. Can&#039;t I get elected Wingnut somewhere?