A true disaster: Time to move away from those fault lines. There's no way you're safe now. If it's humanly possible to cause earthquakes, that will probably be the result of this. Obviously, this is an crisis. [ Twitter ]
For some reason when I see Dan's face I always think "dude, your nose is kinda goofy - it looks like the South Pacific Induction Zone along the Pan-Asian fault line."
Danny will be just fine. If he has questions he can always call John Boy McCain who spent a number of years in Vietnam and probably experienced an earthquake.
Snark off, this shit pisses me off. In the US we have a program called NEHRP (National Earthquake Hazard Reduction Program), which is consortium of some of the world&#039;s smartest geophysicists, geologists, structural engineers, and materials experts who continue to study and improve construction practices in seismically active areas. How is it that a shit bag from AZ whose claim to fame was to create a website showing 20-something women drinking in bars in Scottsdale while flashing their breasts <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/poli..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/08/11/days-d...">http://www.foxnews.com/poli... in charge of a committee like this? Oh yeah, I remember why - he&#039;s a fucking Teabagger and will want to defund NEHRP and the FEMA Urban Search and Rescue Teams because they are expensive and earthquakes don&#039;t happen.
Oh there is...he&#039;s just a prick.
Clearly, tax reduction is the best way to prepare for earthkwakes.
i would have gone with &#039;opposing gay marriage&#039; but taxes work too.
&quot;I&#039;m about to <b>high</b> chair a subcommitee...&quot; I&#039;m sure this is what he meant.
You can&#039;t do anything about earthquakes. Which is why Quayle is perfect for the job.
His announcement is 9.0 on the We&#039;re Fucked Scale.
What&#039;s sad is you could make this exact comment on every Wonkette thread, and it would be totally appropriate.
Stock up on potatoes and other people&#039;s children, the Big One&#039;s gonna hit soon now!
For some reason when I see Dan&#039;s face I always think &quot;dude, your nose is kinda goofy - it looks like the South Pacific Induction Zone along the Pan-Asian fault line.&quot;
Danny will be just fine. If he has questions he can always call John Boy McCain who spent a number of years in Vietnam and probably experienced an earthquake.
Snark off, this shit pisses me off. In the US we have a program called NEHRP (National Earthquake Hazard Reduction Program), which is consortium of some of the world&#039;s smartest geophysicists, geologists, structural engineers, and materials experts who continue to study and improve construction practices in seismically active areas. How is it that a shit bag from AZ whose claim to fame was to create a website showing 20-something women drinking in bars in Scottsdale while flashing their breasts <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/poli..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/08/11/days-d...">http://www.foxnews.com/poli... in charge of a committee like this? Oh yeah, I remember why - he&#039;s a fucking Teabagger and will want to defund NEHRP and the FEMA Urban Search and Rescue Teams because they are expensive and earthquakes don&#039;t happen.