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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Do you have a newsletter, if so, I'd like to subscribe.

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Hobbes' Evil Twin's avatar

Judy, is that you?

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Mavenmaven's avatar

Hand and foot shackles for these particular criminals.

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Oblio's Cap's avatar

Pelosi should have him cuffed and then start belting down Scotchs in front of that bastard. That would send him into hissy fits.

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Hobbes' Evil Twin's avatar

♫ You Give Anonymous Sources a Bad Name ♫

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Arya'sHitList 🏴‍☠️'s avatar

I brought something else.

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Arya'sHitList 🏴‍☠️'s avatar

The key to prevention of having one's bluff called is simple.

Never bluff.

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Arya'sHitList 🏴‍☠️'s avatar

Their vacillating weakness in the face of evil is tantamount to assent.

Dracarys.

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Tza's avatar

As someone who work at the Capitol yes there is a tomb. It was meant for Washington but he would have none of it. It looks like a dungeon cell used as storage now.

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Why is the lawless motherfucker still walking around free?

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ken_kukec's avatar

Well, at least now we know what Bill Barr wasn't doing during the interregnum between his two stints as AG -- working on his set at open-mic nights.

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IdRatherBeDancing's avatar

I prefer the feel of rope to handcuffs, if we are quibbling.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

"No, Mr. Barr, I didn't bring the handcuffs. Just the ball gag, nipple clips and riding crop. But I can send someone to bring handcuffs, too, if you like."

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Topsy The Elephant's avatar

US Capitol Police HQ on D St NE does have jail cells,

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Cornelius Fussbudget's avatar

Reminds me of: "Got any glue?"

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Boojum's avatar

Needs moar butt plug.

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