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Meccalopolis's avatar

They're the perenial suckers; they're so used to getting beat they've come to expect it, they even appreciate the practiced hand, the expert technique.

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Red Richmond's avatar

I nominate TLM. Guy can't stop thinking about big throbbing subpoenas inside dudes' assholes, so he'd probably love to get his hands dirty with that job.

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Leftflank's avatar

I'm jus sayin', that's how Barr got hired and the previous Meatball.

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Leftflank's avatar

Maybe Nads can punt a document reader up Barr's arse along with and theretofore, no need to redact from said arse.

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Vladimir Poutine's avatar

I have the dirt.

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Meccalopolis's avatar

We know live in an Ellroy novel.

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Meccalopolis's avatar

Go, Nad!

Uhh..

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Meccalopolis's avatar

Range! Azimuth! Fire for effect!

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Meccalopolis's avatar

They'd be cumming all over themselves to get it out; they don't have the discipline for the long con.

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Meccalopolis's avatar

She's got her rubber gloves on.

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Alpaca suitcase's avatar

This passive-aggressive bullshit where Republicans say they know we'll never be satisfied no matter how much they give us so we get nothing is giving me flashbacks to my first marriage.

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Meccalopolis's avatar

What did Bukowski say? Just because you're not paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you?

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Meccalopolis's avatar

It's our spring break.

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Meccalopolis's avatar

if Roberts is willing to permanently tar his legacy, given that the report will have leaked, Mueller subpoenaed, etc.

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