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They're the perenial suckers; they're so used to getting beat they've come to expect it, they even appreciate the practiced hand, the expert technique.

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I nominate TLM. Guy can't stop thinking about big throbbing subpoenas inside dudes' assholes, so he'd probably love to get his hands dirty with that job.

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I'm jus sayin', that's how Barr got hired and the previous Meatball.

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Maybe Nads can punt a document reader up Barr's arse along with and theretofore, no need to redact from said arse.

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I have the dirt.

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We know live in an Ellroy novel.

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Go, Nad!

Uhh..

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Range! Azimuth! Fire for effect!

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They'd be cumming all over themselves to get it out; they don't have the discipline for the long con.

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She's got her rubber gloves on.

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This passive-aggressive bullshit where Republicans say they know we'll never be satisfied no matter how much they give us so we get nothing is giving me flashbacks to my first marriage.

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What did Bukowski say? Just because you're not paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you?

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It's our spring break.

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if Roberts is willing to permanently tar his legacy, given that the report will have leaked, Mueller subpoenaed, etc.

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