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Meccalopolis's avatar

They're the perenial suckers; they're so used to getting beat they've come to expect it, they even appreciate the practiced hand, the expert technique.

Red Richmond's avatar

I nominate TLM. Guy can't stop thinking about big throbbing subpoenas inside dudes' assholes, so he'd probably love to get his hands dirty with that job.

Leftflank's avatar

I'm jus sayin', that's how Barr got hired and the previous Meatball.

Leftflank's avatar

Maybe Nads can punt a document reader up Barr's arse along with and theretofore, no need to redact from said arse.

Meccalopolis's avatar

We know live in an Ellroy novel.

Meccalopolis's avatar

Range! Azimuth! Fire for effect!

Meccalopolis's avatar

They'd be cumming all over themselves to get it out; they don't have the discipline for the long con.

Meccalopolis's avatar

She's got her rubber gloves on.

Alpaca suitcase's avatar

This passive-aggressive bullshit where Republicans say they know we'll never be satisfied no matter how much they give us so we get nothing is giving me flashbacks to my first marriage.

Meccalopolis's avatar

What did Bukowski say? Just because you're not paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you?

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It's our spring break.

Meccalopolis's avatar

if Roberts is willing to permanently tar his legacy, given that the report will have leaked, Mueller subpoenaed, etc.