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Baconzgood's avatar

I dont believe he did that.

How can he do that while eating 8 ¼ pounders, drinking a gallon of diet coke, and watching fox news at the same time? He isnt the kind of person that can focus, let alone multi-source his time, effectively.

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AKLynne's avatar

If this old fool would get some sleep at night, he would be able to stay awake during the day, at "work", like he's supposed to.

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Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

At this point Trump isn’t live-posting, he’s malfunctioning in real time. A hundred and sixty posts in five hours isn’t strength, it’s what happens when the presidential brain software needs a reboot and the interns can’t find the power cord. The man is basically rage-scrolling himself into hospice. Thanks for documenting the meltdown so the rest of us don’t have to watch Grandpa try to fight the internet.

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lesmuze's avatar

Men in white coats coming any day now.

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"M"'s avatar

They’re already late

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beb's avatar

There is one explanation for the MRI that's floating around. It's that is being treated for Alzheimer's with a drug delivered intravenously. After about three treatments the patient gets an MRI to confirm that the drug isn't messing with his circulation, So, yeah, he would get a full body scan and would be preventative, The kicker, of course, is that the President is being treated for Alzheimer;s

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"M"'s avatar

The intravenous insert point is the hand with all the makeup

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

I’m glad to get a summary of what granddad was posting between changings. No wonder he was such a sleepy old dear today. Perhaps OT, but because my wife wanted to see it, we were watching the Bari-ized 60 Minutes. Rags to riches story of Barca soccer star, very long piece about science students in some affluent suburb in Atlanta, and I’m goddamned if I can remember the other bland piece. Not a word on how the government is in flames.

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FredRock's avatar

Just effing WOW. Oh man!

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. I. Just. Can't. Even.

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Kay Ducky's avatar

A reminder: Overstock bought the assets (specifically the name and website) of bankrupt Bed, Bath, and Beyond to fool people who weren't paying attention. Anything you see now as B,B,&B is actually Overstock in disguise. Avoid it.

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"M"'s avatar

Whoa

Thanks for that heads-up

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John Thorstensen's avatar

The Onion imagined a similar chain with the inspired name: "Linens 'n Shit".

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"M"'s avatar

Nice 😄😄

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Kay Ducky's avatar

Better than Shit in Linens!

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Chimp's avatar

"Preventative" anything is not real.

It's "Preventive."

Base word is Prevent, not Preventate.

The one and only acceptable option to Preventive is "Preventitatertotitive" because it has tater tots and tits.

Welcome to my ChimpTalk.

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AKLynne's avatar

I think I could get to like you.

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Dina's avatar

Thank you. I hate when people use "preventative," which has unfortunately started to become more commonly used. IT AIN'T A REAL WORD and putting an extra syllable in it doesn't make it fancier.

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Kay Ducky's avatar

You had me at tatet tots and tits

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Heller22's avatar
2dEdited

Can we convince him to limit this stuff to a blog hosted at "www.trumpthoughts.gov.www/trumpthoughts"?

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Matt Rudow's avatar

Sounds like Jake Tapper’s follow-up to how Joe Biden is old will need a chapter asking how anyone could think a president who doesn’t Tweet out AI slop in the middle of the night could possibly be fit for office.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

"... the president’s brain is a tangle of staircases to nowhere..." Escher liEBulzz!!

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John Thorstensen's avatar

" ... and she's buy-ing, a stairway ....

To Nowhere ... "

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BECKY's avatar

psycho-posting

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John Thorstensen's avatar

buck-buck-buck-BRAAACK-bruck, buck-buck-buck-BRAACK-buck ....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnBlst3T7bY

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Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

So, Trump posted 160 times in a day?

Did that equal 99% of all posts on Truth Social?

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ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

99.5%

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

1500%.

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Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

"It was the most posts ever on a social media platform! And all of them were brilliant! Grown men, big strong men, with tears streaming down their eyes have come up to me and said "Sir, Mr. President Sir, they might as well shut down all social media as no one can top what you just posted."

--Donald Trump

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tehbaddr's avatar

All hear the decree of Lord Emperor Trump Ruler of The World!

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

Hereby! He said “hereby”! That makes it official!!!

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