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Maybe's avatar

I don't see how anyone could design a crown that would fit on that ego-bloated head.

Tessie's avatar

"he’s the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being they’ve ever known in their lives."

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"...And his personal hygiene is above reproach!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWUobTe1QDo

Tessie's avatar

“He remembers the forgotten folks,”

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Eric and Tiffany.

Lemonhead's avatar

I'm very disappointed that Oz's recount of the situation did not involve "tears in their eyes," .

He really needs to step up his game

Hank Napkin's avatar

OK. So Sir offers America a "$2,000.00 Tariff Dividend Check" BEFORE the Court Rules on what we trust will be obvious: That Sir Tariffs are Illegal, Unconstitutional, Nowhere to be Found In Scripture, and no matter how many times you shake it Magic Eight Ball always says "Ask Again Later".

Then what?

motmelere's avatar

Claim that funding SNAP is too illegal to contemplate until SCOTUS hacks agree: FUCK THE POOR!

Hank Napkin's avatar

Sir is your Law & Odor Candidate!

motmelere's avatar

Way to throw yourself on that dick, Oz; mouth first, even! Also, could somebody with more interest in photoshop than I please put some blue square restroom symbols on the tacky palace of gilded paint? The more ambiguous the better.

Hank Napkin's avatar

"Mouth first". Excellent!

Richie Chevat's avatar

Also the time Bill Clinton was hosting a Chanukkah celebration in the White House and a little girl’s hair caught fire and he calmly patted it out with his hand.

Hank Napkin's avatar

You might be thinking of a painting by Magritte. Or perhaps Paul Delvaux.

Marycat2021's avatar

Remember he said "get over it" after another mass shooting of children?

What a guy, eh?

Zap's avatar

“Presidential Walk of Shame”

tegrat's avatar

sorry Ozzie, picture is worth a thousand words, the prez remains a feckless POS

Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

Upfist for "Gilt by association"

jltympanum's avatar

What's the point of this "oval office" sign. Everyone knows that DFT ("Donald Fucking Trump") can't read. It would have been better to put up a picture.

Marycat2021's avatar

Maybe he's gotten lost and couldn't find it. Seriously, I think it's why the sign is there. It will be made permanent, I'm sure.

Kira Thomsen-Cheek's avatar

OMG IT IS LIKE WHEN MY LITTLE BROTHER TAPED A SIGN SAYING “SEECRET FORT” ON HIS BEDROOM DOOR. OMFG. 🙀 😜

KRZ's avatar

When tRumpyDumpty is gone I hope they can pry all this fake gold crap off the walls.

Marycat2021's avatar

I'm hoping they'll repurpose that stupid ballroom into something actually useful.

Jason Liegois - Author's avatar

The reason these signs are popping up is they need to let Trump know what everything is. Because he’s constantly forgetting now.

Marycat2021's avatar

I agree. These days, he can't find his ass with both hands and a flashlight.