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A comparison of their lives makes that an interesting scenario but one that for me is in the category of belief in the Tooth Fairy. Liddy was a hard ass from the beginning. Cohen is just an ass. Liddy might well be able to do hard time. Cohen's idea of hard time is his dry cleaner getting that checked sport coat back to him a day late.

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"Polonium! Polonium! Where art thou, Polonium?"

"Прямо здесь"

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You spelled her last name wrong.Taintz

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It's Federal at this moment not state.

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Now that the "A" team has been assembled, the first order of business is to decide what the "A" stands for.

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But accurate. While there's a lot of blame and a lot to spread it on, Yertle could have been Horatio at the Gate but instead became Turncoat McTurtle, enabler supreme. Fuck him with malice.

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Not likely.

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It's a symbiotic relationship. One couldn't function without the other.

Traitor Trump distracts and traitors McConnell and Ryan steal the loot.

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A guy who paid $45,000 a year to attend the last-ranked law school in 'Merka isn't going to be a mental or legal giant. On the other hand, he is enough of a butt-boi to trumpita that he might just be anxious to do donnisita's time for him!

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Love the squirming fear of him flipping. What an admission of guilt that shows! My lawyer could flip on me any day of the week, blabber out all he knows. The thing is, I haven't had Russian hookers pee on me, I'm not a cock holster for Putin, or any such shennanigans, it would be a pretty dull flip. A flop if you will. Obviously a flip on Spanky VonFuckTrump is horrifying. Yay!

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I ain't never been to Prague. And I ain't seen the Queen in her damned undies.

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"If I Did It."

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Exactly. Is it assHOLE or assHAT? Inquiring minds want to know.

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Yeah you got me. Margherita is Italian, margarita Spanish.

On the other hand, pedante is the same in both languages.

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Yea my bad, even though both are delicious.

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But you're full.

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