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SFNY's avatar

"Ken doll with flocked chest hair and beard." https://www.worthpoint.com/...

Poly_Ester's avatar

The other side? Do you mean the people who saw nothing, heard nothing, and said nothing?

therling's avatar

Remember this when you hear a Republican mention the “will of the voters,” in 2018, Senate Democrats received an aggregated 12 million more votes than the Republicans, 59.3 percent versus 39.1 percent. Democrats garnered a combined vote of 4 million more of the House vote—a million more than Clinton received over Trump, but as we learned in 2000 and 2016, some persons with fewer voters get to win some of the more important elections, usually they’re Republicans.

https://www.nytimes.com/int...

Lordpnut's avatar

"It looks like we ended up with all the horses.""It looks like you're on the wrong side of the river. " - THE MUMMY

RandomNameAllocated's avatar

Action Man with beard - I don't know if you had Action Man in the states? He had "real gripping hands" but no genitals https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

and yet, still more manly

Relativicus's avatar

The obvious question that I’m 90% certain Snufalupagus did not ask Shelby was “So you believe the president made an error in judgment?” I’m that certain because if he had asked Shelby’s sputtering walk-back would’ve been hilariously covered by wonkette. Still, he should’ve asked.

Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

I once saw an album titled Best Of The Beatles. Guess what was on it.

5G Krieger is 5G's avatar

I am Cornynholio! I need TP for my bung-hole!

Are you threatening me?

VandeGraf's avatar

I have two words for Don Jr and Eric: craniofacial surgery.

LadyLaz's avatar

I swear, I feel like if just one of these senators told Trump to kiss their ass, they’d probably go up in the polls.

LadyLaz's avatar

For anyone interested, this is the Japanese snow demon:

https://www.ancient-origins...

Hatesquash's avatar

I'd be happy I provide that service.*looks for spare bricks*

Hatesquash's avatar

"...[POTUS] is human..."Until I see the DNA I believe he is a mass of bedbugs in a poorly designed human suit...