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Doloras Funkette's avatar

We laughed at you in the 80s when you let that cowboy actor run things

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$5541709's avatar

Selfish too. Here, clean up my shit, I'm so lazy I did it in a diaper.

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Retired59guy's avatar

Trump; "Can't release my IQ cause it's under review by the IRS - too HUGE!!, Believe me!"

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Invidosa's avatar

Oh man. . . .you're waaaaay behind the rest of us!

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Invidosa's avatar

Or has, you know, had two functional brain cells at the same time?

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Sharon Cooper's avatar

We're epically fucked, aren't we?

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Grumpy Twat's avatar

"We wish we had some magic advice to give all these people who are forced to share breathing space with the president every day. We just don’t know what to suggest, though."Pneumonic plague?

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Grumpy Twat's avatar

Shitter twitter?

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Relativicus's avatar

“It’s MODERN Pressimential!”

-@RealDonaldTrump

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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

I am still enjoying Pendejo Of The United States although it is kind of long. President Diaper-Shits seems just too respectful. Maybe if we combine them.. Pendejo Diaper-Shits does have a nice ring to it.

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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

Not Jeopardy, but Let's make a deal and with Lil'Donnie's demonstrated deal making skills you know he will end up with a goat.

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AdjudicatedCrazy's avatar

President Giant Man Baby is my preferred slur.

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AdjudicatedCrazy's avatar

All he has to do is beat him by one point. For example, 98 is higher than 97.

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Claire's avatar

Who among his mouth-breathing base even knows who Henry Kissinger is?

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Claire's avatar

It would be a lot cooler to watch it from a distance.

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AdjudicatedCrazy's avatar

Yeah, it came from beforeitsnews.com, panderers extraordinaire to right-wing nut jobs.

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