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Cannoli is the best way to kill someone, they voluntarily participate and the evidence can't be traced directly to you.

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Well, looking at the picture, I'd say she flew.

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He's stashed in her timeshare. Lying next to the loot from Al Capone's vault.

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Never eat the cookies Grandma bakes.

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http://www.stopabductions.com

They should just do this instead.

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Never was a big fan of They Might Be Giants, but I would go see their live show again on a moment's notice.

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Wait...the secret Muslim Brotherhood Sharia expert is also a secret Jewish? Is he gonna turn out to be part of the Gay Agenda next??

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Right, because it makes TOTAL sense that Hillz hated this guy SOOOO much that she decided to off him thereby attracting more attention to his books. Anyone wanna take bets on whether the people who believe that story are wearing cammo and/or tinfoil?

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You know, maybe I'm too drunk but this isn't even funny.

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Hunter S. Thompson's other brother? Separated at birth?

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Jesus, you mean that screed above wasn't snark? I was laughing until I read further.

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Just like Krombopolous Michael. "Here I go killing again!"

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National Enquirer-- Hinckley Released to KILL again!! And Why You Should Blame The Clintons!

Didn't have to delve into the detective work behind the article, but maybe Hinckley killed this guy on Killary's orders.

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Not only are all investigations fruitless, but everybody already KNOWS shedunnit, and they STILL can't get their hands on her!

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I was thinking more an amalgam of various phyla. Though there is something arthropoda about him.

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Definetly some Komodo dragon in the face. Maybe some wire worm too.

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