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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

Cannoli is the best way to kill someone, they voluntarily participate and the evidence can't be traced directly to you.

Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

He's stashed in her timeshare. Lying next to the loot from Al Capone's vault.

Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

Never eat the cookies Grandma bakes.

Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

Never was a big fan of They Might Be Giants, but I would go see their live show again on a moment's notice.

Lamashtar's avatar

Wait...the secret Muslim Brotherhood Sharia expert is also a secret Jewish? Is he gonna turn out to be part of the Gay Agenda next??

Boscoe's avatar

Right, because it makes TOTAL sense that Hillz hated this guy SOOOO much that she decided to off him thereby attracting more attention to his books. Anyone wanna take bets on whether the people who believe that story are wearing cammo and/or tinfoil?

bobbert's avatar

You know, maybe I'm too drunk but this isn't even funny.

Notreelyhelping's avatar

Hunter S. Thompson's other brother? Separated at birth?

Jukesgrrl's avatar

Jesus, you mean that screed above wasn't snark? I was laughing until I read further.

foreplinger's avatar

Just like Krombopolous Michael. "Here I go killing again!"

The Quirk's avatar

National Enquirer-- Hinckley Released to KILL again!! And Why You Should Blame The Clintons!

Didn't have to delve into the detective work behind the article, but maybe Hinckley killed this guy on Killary's orders.

The Quirk's avatar

Not only are all investigations fruitless, but everybody already KNOWS shedunnit, and they STILL can't get their hands on her!

tehbaddr's avatar

I was thinking more an amalgam of various phyla. Though there is something arthropoda about him.

Tiny kaiju's avatar

Definetly some Komodo dragon in the face. Maybe some wire worm too.