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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Apparently, interns are now "senior White House officials."

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

I know, right?

That's like saying "water is often wet."

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Steven Hansmann's avatar

Or at least have every vestige of male reproductive organs removed so he can never spawn.

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tehbaddr's avatar

It's dick joke, about sucking Donald Trumps little mushroom penis. So small you can't even call it a cock!

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BrianW's avatar

It's not Trump that Gaetz has to worry about getting back into the good graces of. I think that it's Gruppenfūhrer Miller who he'll have to please. I suspect that rat bastard carries a grudge FOREVER.

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DialecticDetective's avatar

There is only one possible explanation for Gaetz's conduct, and it doesn't have anything to do with respect for life, concern for the political stability of the middle-east, or his reverence for the constitution.

Gaetz knows that extra-judicial killing was an idiotic move on both a political and military level. He also knows that if Trump goes down he's gonna go down harder. Therefore, his only motivation for voting as he did was to take away some of the rope Trump keeps trying to (metaphorically) hang himself with.

Or to put in another way...https://media.giphy.com/med...

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avidlurker's avatar

There may not be anyone over 19 still willing to work in the White House.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

I always assume it is a dick joke. I'm usually right.

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chicken thief's avatar

I took a quick peek and it would be true only if Fort Bragg and other large population bases are split over two or more districts.

Along those lines, "troops" is an odd noun for the military in his district - a Naval Air Station with flight school so a shit ton of officers but not a lot of grunts on that base.

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Dinz6315's avatar

I'd take it as a reference to Holy Roman Emperor Henry IV's feud with Pope Gregory, but no one in that White House is anywhere nearly that literate.

Also, that would make Trump the Pope Gregory part. Nonononono.

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bobbert's avatar

Not sure, but the Panhandle is bloody well full of bases.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

You know us so well!

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

ie boots on the ground desk.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Just how much Val do you have in your DNA?

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Shortened to 'Dot.'

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ManchuCandidate's avatar

It's okay. Matt Gaetz is going to end up with the fate he deserves.

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