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Don't forget the Ukrainian courts.

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Chutes and Ladders

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He was only in the campaign like 5 minutes, in a very minor role...

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Can't we just shoot him into space? Expensive, but so worth it.

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"Appropriate." I like the cut of your jib, sir or ma'am.

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I just formed a band!

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Somebody's press, anyway.

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King Richard II LIBELZ!!!!1!!1!1

Or Queen Isabella. Take your pick.

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Let it be.

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To be sure, the actual tape isn't out...Is it?

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Well done. Have an OBE.

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The problem is, of course, as son as Trump goes in comes Pence et al, who know how to kick the poor's properly.

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As I've said before, it is my understanding that the New York AG and the Manhattan DA both have simmering open investigations against Manafort (at a minimum) over his (money laundered) real estate deals that were clearly Russian-funded. (including his apartment in Trump Tower).And the Manhattan DAs office hasn't forgotten about Felix Sater, Bayrock, and Trump SoHo.So I'm thrilled to see confirmation that Mueller is sharing his info and vice versa. Fuck Donnie. No pardon. No pardons. Etc...

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Yakety Sax, presumably?

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So we're going with 'you can't spell "treasonous money laundering and financial crimes without M-A-N-A-F-O-R-T" ' ? Yeah, I'll go along with that.

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His courtiers have realized he lost all his marble. Trump is still telling them all that he has the best marbles, really terrific.

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