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ExecutorElassus's avatar

Don't forget the Ukrainian courts.

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$5541709's avatar

Chutes and Ladders

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$5541709's avatar

He was only in the campaign like 5 minutes, in a very minor role...

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$5541709's avatar

Can't we just shoot him into space? Expensive, but so worth it.

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Ill-Advised's avatar

"Appropriate." I like the cut of your jib, sir or ma'am.

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Ill-Advised's avatar

I just formed a band!

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Ill-Advised's avatar

Somebody's press, anyway.

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Ill-Advised's avatar

King Richard II LIBELZ!!!!1!!1!1

Or Queen Isabella. Take your pick.

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Ill-Advised's avatar

Let it be.

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Ill-Advised's avatar

To be sure, the actual tape isn't out...Is it?

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Last Hussar's avatar

Well done. Have an OBE.

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Last Hussar's avatar

The problem is, of course, as son as Trump goes in comes Pence et al, who know how to kick the poor's properly.

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BillEGoatSmirk's avatar

As I've said before, it is my understanding that the New York AG and the Manhattan DA both have simmering open investigations against Manafort (at a minimum) over his (money laundered) real estate deals that were clearly Russian-funded. (including his apartment in Trump Tower).And the Manhattan DAs office hasn't forgotten about Felix Sater, Bayrock, and Trump SoHo.So I'm thrilled to see confirmation that Mueller is sharing his info and vice versa. Fuck Donnie. No pardon. No pardons. Etc...

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God Emperor Emeritus's avatar

Yakety Sax, presumably?

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javadavis's avatar

So we're going with 'you can't spell "treasonous money laundering and financial crimes without M-A-N-A-F-O-R-T" ' ? Yeah, I'll go along with that.

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javadavis's avatar

His courtiers have realized he lost all his marble. Trump is still telling them all that he has the best marbles, really terrific.

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