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phoenix00's avatar

No bottom. No bottom. You're the bottom.

tegrat's avatar

Jamie Dimon will be the last man standing for this charade as he pretty much sets the standard for lack of human-friendly principles.

tegrat's avatar

I'll stick with "asshole". "Major asshole" in a heated conversation. "Consummate asshole" amongst my fellow elitists. "Fucking asshole" for the plebes.

blaid droog's avatar

2 weeks ago I bought a new nissan. In my entire life I have only bought one new car before this one. It was a Plymouth. Fuck gm. Fuck jamie dimon too. Obama should have persecuted him.

blaid droog's avatar

I've always been partial to Merde.

blaid droog's avatar

It's easy for me to boycott any company. I'm a cheap motherfucker and I don't buy crap, be it fast food, junk food, or brand names. Hell, I'm so fuckin crazy, I read labels and store brands made in red states are off limits. The one item that sticks in my craw is Jim Beam. I hate giving mcconnells state my money.

blaid droog's avatar

The thought of doing that makes my flesh crawl. Uggh, social media.

Petunia Cat's avatar

Diet Dr Pepper = the breakfast of champions. 😌And 0 cal. 😊

Keith Taylor's avatar

That picture ... embodies greater, more repulsive horror than Cthulhu.

Keith Taylor's avatar

I'm astonished it hasn't already been.

Rickyphoo's avatar

Since we are on a mini-Coke vs Pepsi thread here. Let me just say, Coke is the best, Pepsi sucks and ask a question.

Why in the hell can't Coke and Pepsi be sold at the same restaurant? I'm looking at you KFC/Taco Bell. The only place I have ever seen them sold together is Sam's Club ptomaine eateries.

Jeffery Campbell's avatar

Diet Dr. Pepper is the corner stone of Western Civilization.

Jeffery Campbell's avatar

...Leslie Jones @LesdogggH-I-Larious.

Eileen is Still Pissed's avatar

Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding!