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phoenix00's avatar

No bottom. No bottom. You're the bottom.

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tegrat's avatar

Jamie Dimon will be the last man standing for this charade as he pretty much sets the standard for lack of human-friendly principles.

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tegrat's avatar

I'll stick with "asshole". "Major asshole" in a heated conversation. "Consummate asshole" amongst my fellow elitists. "Fucking asshole" for the plebes.

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blaid droog's avatar

2 weeks ago I bought a new nissan. In my entire life I have only bought one new car before this one. It was a Plymouth. Fuck gm. Fuck jamie dimon too. Obama should have persecuted him.

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blaid droog's avatar

I've always been partial to Merde.

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BoB the TacoɔɒT's avatar

You mean its not??

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blaid droog's avatar

It's easy for me to boycott any company. I'm a cheap motherfucker and I don't buy crap, be it fast food, junk food, or brand names. Hell, I'm so fuckin crazy, I read labels and store brands made in red states are off limits. The one item that sticks in my craw is Jim Beam. I hate giving mcconnells state my money.

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blaid droog's avatar

The thought of doing that makes my flesh crawl. Uggh, social media.

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Petunia Cat's avatar

Diet Dr Pepper = the breakfast of champions. 😌And 0 cal. 😊

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Keith Taylor's avatar

That picture ... embodies greater, more repulsive horror than Cthulhu.

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Keith Taylor's avatar

I'm astonished it hasn't already been.

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Rickyphoo's avatar

Since we are on a mini-Coke vs Pepsi thread here. Let me just say, Coke is the best, Pepsi sucks and ask a question.

Why in the hell can't Coke and Pepsi be sold at the same restaurant? I'm looking at you KFC/Taco Bell. The only place I have ever seen them sold together is Sam's Club ptomaine eateries.

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Jeffery Campbell's avatar

Diet Dr. Pepper is the corner stone of Western Civilization.

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Jeffery Campbell's avatar

...Leslie Jones @LesdogggH-I-Larious.

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Jeffery Campbell's avatar

Bottom LIBELZ!!!!11!!!!1

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Eileen is Still Pissed's avatar

Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding!

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