I fucking pity Zelenskyy. Heβs a stronger man than I; I donβt think I could have made it through that meeting without screaming out at least one βFUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCKERS!!!β
"highest levels of a government stocked soup to nuts with some of the most feral, vicious, incompetent dipwads that nation has ever produced"
I'm convinced that the Fulvous Fuckwad surrounds himself with incompetent, spineless eejits because he thinks (I can smell the acrid smoke billowing from his ears wayyyyy over here) they make him look like the stable genius he claims to be. They hover around him with shit eating grins and nodding in agreement; it doesn't matter one whit if the Corrupt Coral Coward excoriates them or praises them, it's the same ol' same ol' either way. ("Who's a good girl/boy? you are... you are... you've earned a few scratches behind the ear, but you need to stroke my teeny tiny crotch mushroom if you want belly rubs.")
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"Donald Trumpβs [sic] bargain-basement Xanadu that he thinks is on par with the greatest buildings ever created by Western civilization"
You're thinking small ball here Mr Legum. MaL isn't on par, it's raised the bar substantially and is the finest building in all history of humankind. Or at least until the Cantaloupe Codpiece finishes the ostentatious WH ballroom that POTUS' have wanted for 150 years.
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"President Putin was very generous in his feeling toward Ukraine succeeding, including supplying energy, electricity and other things at very low prices."
How very magnanimous, how humane, of Vladimir Vladimirovich offering to sell Ukraine energy at bargain basement prices. I mean, given how Putin has specifically targeted civilian energy production:
(Sidebar: IMO Stephen Miller was seated at the negotiating table in order to compare and contrast a national leader who is Jewish with a self-hating, Nazi-adjacent Jew.)
Ta, Gary. It's been a productive day at the pied-Γ -nuage. Darling Meccalopolis made our luscious fruit bowls and tea for breakfast, we dropped the kittehs off at the animal hospital, shopped for groceries, came back and had elitist avocado toast and strong coffee. Hot handsome husband took all the bags of food scraps out of the freezer and put them in the composter where they belong. I cleaned and re-seasoned our vintage waffle iron. We picked up the spayed cats, got their meds and cones of shame (which they may not need at all), and I made falafel for lunch with tomato, arugula, za'atar onion, freshly-made tahini sauce, sliced olives, and hot sauce on whole grain pita. Meccalopolis and both dogs are napping. The cats are a teeny bit out of it from the anesthesia, but are both doing well.
Zelenskyy is a hero. Putin, his putos, putas (e.g. Tulsi), and puppets should all be consigned to the hell in which they purport to believe, and sooner rather than later. Slava Ukraini. π»πΊπ¦ππ
The pricktator's gibbering just continues to worsen. No wonder he had his Nazi brain trust there to handle the negotiations.
It's really disgusting to see us sell out so many people with this maladministration but that's how it is. A lot of Americans prioritized their prejudice, privilege and/or Internet clout. Now we all get to pay.
Just heard a co-worker rambling about Minnesota being overrun by Somalis and how theyβre in big big trouble right now. Lots of fraud has been uncovered! Billions and billions!
I don't want to forget and I'll be happy to repost - but I want to put this here as it has the potential to affect people right away
This one belongs in the "HEADS UP" section
ο»ΏTwo types of people who need to pay attention right away are
ο»Ώ - PEOPLE FILING QUARTERLY TAXES
ο»Ώ - PEOPLE VOTING
ο»Ώ"USPS quietly changed its postmark rules β mail is no longer dated when you drop it off. The βofficialβ date is when it hits automated sorting β sometimes days later
ο»ΏWhich could have major implications for mail in voting β itβs a clever way to disenfranchise voters thatβs going largely overlooked"
My man Meccalopolis is a genuine mountain man. He loves wolves, and never would harm one (we have foxes, coyotes, and a few wild cats around these parts, not wolves). I'm glad your husband changed the channel.
We should enabling Ukraine to PUNCH BACK AT THAT SHIT PUTIN.
"Pootie is happy to sell Ukraine electricity at BARGAIN BASEMENT PRICES as soon as they capitulate to all Russia Russia Russia's demands!"
-Dumwald Transactional Dump.
I fucking pity Zelenskyy. Heβs a stronger man than I; I donβt think I could have made it through that meeting without screaming out at least one βFUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCKERS!!!β
"highest levels of a government stocked soup to nuts with some of the most feral, vicious, incompetent dipwads that nation has ever produced"
I'm convinced that the Fulvous Fuckwad surrounds himself with incompetent, spineless eejits because he thinks (I can smell the acrid smoke billowing from his ears wayyyyy over here) they make him look like the stable genius he claims to be. They hover around him with shit eating grins and nodding in agreement; it doesn't matter one whit if the Corrupt Coral Coward excoriates them or praises them, it's the same ol' same ol' either way. ("Who's a good girl/boy? you are... you are... you've earned a few scratches behind the ear, but you need to stroke my teeny tiny crotch mushroom if you want belly rubs.")
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"Donald Trumpβs [sic] bargain-basement Xanadu that he thinks is on par with the greatest buildings ever created by Western civilization"
You're thinking small ball here Mr Legum. MaL isn't on par, it's raised the bar substantially and is the finest building in all history of humankind. Or at least until the Cantaloupe Codpiece finishes the ostentatious WH ballroom that POTUS' have wanted for 150 years.
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"President Putin was very generous in his feeling toward Ukraine succeeding, including supplying energy, electricity and other things at very low prices."
How very magnanimous, how humane, of Vladimir Vladimirovich offering to sell Ukraine energy at bargain basement prices. I mean, given how Putin has specifically targeted civilian energy production:
> "Moscow once again targeted the Ukrainian power grid, continuing to damage the power and heating system in order to leave Ukrainians without electricity and heating during subzero winter temperatures." https://euromaidanpress.com/2025/12/28/over-39000-ukrainian-households-without-power-as-russia-continues-targeting-power-grid-map/
(Sidebar: IMO Stephen Miller was seated at the negotiating table in order to compare and contrast a national leader who is Jewish with a self-hating, Nazi-adjacent Jew.)
fnord
If you are going to do journalism, spell correctly please. The 2020 election was STOLLEN, not the word you used
my favorite Christmas bread
Ta, Gary. It's been a productive day at the pied-Γ -nuage. Darling Meccalopolis made our luscious fruit bowls and tea for breakfast, we dropped the kittehs off at the animal hospital, shopped for groceries, came back and had elitist avocado toast and strong coffee. Hot handsome husband took all the bags of food scraps out of the freezer and put them in the composter where they belong. I cleaned and re-seasoned our vintage waffle iron. We picked up the spayed cats, got their meds and cones of shame (which they may not need at all), and I made falafel for lunch with tomato, arugula, za'atar onion, freshly-made tahini sauce, sliced olives, and hot sauce on whole grain pita. Meccalopolis and both dogs are napping. The cats are a teeny bit out of it from the anesthesia, but are both doing well.
Zelenskyy is a hero. Putin, his putos, putas (e.g. Tulsi), and puppets should all be consigned to the hell in which they purport to believe, and sooner rather than later. Slava Ukraini. π»πΊπ¦ππ
The pricktator's gibbering just continues to worsen. No wonder he had his Nazi brain trust there to handle the negotiations.
It's really disgusting to see us sell out so many people with this maladministration but that's how it is. A lot of Americans prioritized their prejudice, privilege and/or Internet clout. Now we all get to pay.
Trump also called Putin immediately after meeting Zelensky.
Just heard a co-worker rambling about Minnesota being overrun by Somalis and how theyβre in big big trouble right now. Lots of fraud has been uncovered! Billions and billions!
People who rattle on like that really don't deserve anything more than a "Citation please"
If you're feeling especially spunky maybe a straight up
"Where'd you hear that, from Mike Lindell? Because when it comes to stealing billions and billions, he certainly ought to know a whole lot about that"
Have they accused Ilhan Omar of being the ringleader yet?
Any minute, I have not the slightest doubt
https://www.wonkette.com/p/ukraine-russia-war-still-going-despite/comment/192944512
They mentioned her and claimed sheβll be deported soon.
I don't want to forget and I'll be happy to repost - but I want to put this here as it has the potential to affect people right away
This one belongs in the "HEADS UP" section
ο»ΏTwo types of people who need to pay attention right away are
ο»Ώ - PEOPLE FILING QUARTERLY TAXES
ο»Ώ - PEOPLE VOTING
ο»Ώ"USPS quietly changed its postmark rules β mail is no longer dated when you drop it off. The βofficialβ date is when it hits automated sorting β sometimes days later
ο»ΏWhich could have major implications for mail in voting β itβs a clever way to disenfranchise voters thatβs going largely overlooked"
ο»Ώhttps://bsky.app/profile/simplyskye.bsky.social/post/3mb5kailues2z
As we must always remember, if voting weren't powerful Republicans wouldn't work so hard to make it difficult.
Rat fuckers! Thanks for the heads-up!
somehow this comes as less of a balm or relief today, but still, yrrrrrr
smoking lamp?
it is lit nao!
The founding fathers had a weakness for foreign governments offering fabulous prizes.
Here comes Tommy Jefferson, with his liquor and drugs
And his flesh machines
Franklin'll do another strip tease
Reference noted.
They also had their slavery - an economic system for digging up fabulous prizes right here at home
I was waiting for OT, but I'm terrible at giving presents so everyone always gets something early.
Anyways, I got you guys a hilarious interview of High Jackman by Wisconsin treasure Charlie Berens.
https://youtu.be/iJU0IKrAyuU?si=U0gcp1656CYiTiKJ
It's pretty good
I just *almost* had a fight with my husband because he keeps watching those wolf murdering pukes on that βMountain Menβ show.
He changed the channel. So I think weβre still on track to make it to at least 40 years of marriage.
My man Meccalopolis is a genuine mountain man. He loves wolves, and never would harm one (we have foxes, coyotes, and a few wild cats around these parts, not wolves). I'm glad your husband changed the channel.
What is it with family members watching really weird things around this time of year?
He has this weird fascination with the whole idea of mountain men. Heβs never not lived in a largish city and it shows.
Love him to bits, tho.
As someone who lived in the woods as a child for like 8 or 9 months, it's not all it's cracked up to be.
You may share with him that we live on a mountain near a glacier. Itβs not all itβs cracked up to be.
I'm glad I don't have a clue what you're talking about. A reference to "wolf murdering" is enough to make my blood boil.
I wish I hadn't read that.
Iβm sorry. π’ I wish we had the ability to truly do a trigger warning here.
Oh, no worries! It can't be helped.
How long will it be before TFG's Amurka begins sending military aid to Russia?
What makes you think that the Orange Anus isn't sending Vladie-poo some love bucks already?
I'm surprised we don't have troops there yet for this purpose, but we're not quite a year into term #2 yet. There's still time.
Begins?!!
They'll probably do it secretly. Perhaps it's already happening.
How did the Chief Justice earn the nickname "Oral Roberts"?
Vergogna.
Guess he also had a pube on his Coke! Hence why he has the porno pinger software.