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Vorhees's avatar

*spits beer out* Nice One!

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

Not often.

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doktorzoom's avatar

As long as they're not directing anyone to a spammy virus-filled website, pictures of a nude William Shatner cavorting with his drill thrall Shahna on Triskelion are OK. Just as long as no quatloos change hands.

Or brains?

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doktorzoom's avatar

Of course we would. Less porn.

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doktorzoom's avatar

I would send Rebecca an email request, were I you.

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doktorzoom's avatar

Ah, but have you heard the gleefully atonal Killdozer cover?

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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doktorzoom's avatar

I guess it's not so much "gleefully atonal" as it is "gleefully indifferent to tonality."

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doktorzoom's avatar

Alert the Truth in Labeling authorities!

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goonemeritus now with chatGPT's avatar

Looking at my hooves I slink away in shame.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

One of the huge catastrophes is 70s liberals not having children because "save the earth".

Overpopulation was never the problem; waste of resources by capitalism was.

Now the conservatives outnumber us because THEY breed. And we have no-one in the young generation to help us.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

You first.

Sorry, but this is the kind of crap which makes me want to leave Wonkette. You might feel better for spraying your negativity all over the rest of us, but it's catching. And the bad guys only win if we give up.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

No. Malthus hated poor people and wanted to cull their numbers. There is plenty food for everyone - it's just being badly distributed and people are going hungry while others get obese because that makes money for capitalism.

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asisherwonk-lainey's avatar

Reading this while waiting for my kid to be done with his AP environmental science exam. So glad he cares and is good with numbers.

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Delu's avatar

Someone checked out those links I see.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

i understood that reference

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