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Headline: "Gay Republicans Revolting!"

Me: "Yep."

https://www.rawstory.com/colorado-republicans-2668462164/

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Me: My vagina is eight miles wide.

Narrator: But this was a metaphor, an attempt to sound cool by connecting herself to rebel musician Storm Large, but revealing more about her desperation for popularity than her iconoclasm or verbal agility.

Me: DAMN YOU, NARRATOR.

Narrator: Blaming me for my omniscience and reliability is further undermining any claim you might have to literary intelligence.

Me: FINE THEN. I BLAME STORM LARGE FOR STARTING THIS WHOLE THING. Fucking Storm Large.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CzcZYvyV50

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