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This is almost too much Schaden for Freude:

<i>Mitt Romney’s staffers reportedly got an unpleasant shock directly after learning their candidate did not, as expected, win the election on Tuesday night and snag the role of President — one disgruntled campaigner from the Romney’s team said campaign staff credit cards were canceled before they could even pay for their sad cab rides home.</i> <a href="http://www.inquisitr.com/39..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.inquisitr.com/392404/romney-cuts-credi...">http://www.inquisitr.com/39...

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*sigh*Okay, too soon. But I did get into one today and went to Brooklyn and came back again.

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Ah, that's what I was trying to remember.

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ODSB it can't bee observed directly, you can only infer it's presence by the things that wobble when passing nearby. Thanks for restarting this thread, I was on empty the other day and didn't have any ideas!

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I always pass out after fapping on chatroulette.

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That story turned out to be erroneous. "Sandy" was short for "Sandwiches."

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Well, and the whole no concession speech thing just goes to show that these people didn't watch West Wing. They shoulda listened to <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=Y4rigI3FkwE" target="_blank">Toby</a>

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That was beautiful... beautiful ... (dabs a tear from eye)

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i heard him on bez yesterday (the joys of being unemployed!) and he also said he's considering chairman of the IL Reps.

cause certainly they need to move more to the right.

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to be fair, the power of prayer isn't as strong as nate silver's witchery.

(but yeah, me too. that's the most shocking part of this election. stunning. and not at all reassuring...)

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Damn, I love this man.

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i have had the most delightful evening catching up on the day's butthurt and the wonketteria's commentary.

seriously, this post-election season is like christmas, my birthday and opening night all roled into one and i hope it never ends.

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I thought was Janeane Garafalo. Josh was too busy with Donna on Erection- ahem, Election Day.

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Doesn't he have some kind of money stealing problem?

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Christie, now give us back the damn tunnel you owe us.

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Well, the Hoarse White Prophet did have the most incompetent campaign staff EVAR (or the most traitorously subversive).

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