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Floor mats, too!!

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... well, I can see someone kidnapping Ivanka and demanding ransom because you have to figure they'd know daddykins would "find" (borrow) the money to get her back... but Uday and Qusay? It would be The Ransom of Red Chief times two. As for Tiffany... the less said about her, the better - as Donnie has always maintained. "Tell the kidnappers I don't know who she is."

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... with gold paint everywhere (he doesn't know the difference). FIFY.

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W. had those cute Scotties. That's what I was talking about.

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Yeah, when I mentioned "he" I meant Lord Dampnut.

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The crooked media? Chelsea Clinton?

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A bit like the Reno clan of train robbers in the old west. Sister Laura among them. Then there was Clint, the exception. People nicknamed him "the Honest Reno". Which made him outstanding indeed in that bunch. Maybe Tiffany Trump is sort of like that?

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Lucky.

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Running into Donald

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He got the Aug. 2001 PDB about bin Laden's plans while he was out at Crawford with Condi. Shame they weren't having a cookout; the random guests might have known what it meant by "plans to attack US with planes".

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Dumbo?

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We do - every weekend

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Did Son I and Son II receive SS protection too when they went to Dubai to open a hotel? These guys are grifters.

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Trump's been in office a month now. Should be time for him to get his first paycheck. Let's see if we ever see THAT deposited back in the Treasury, like he said he'd do.

Notice too we haven't heard anything else from his lawyer about how Trump is not going to be involved in his business anymore.

Shame on all of us for putting up with this!

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He never looked...steady...with all that lawn equipment/chainsaws. I swear, I was always waiting for an accident.

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