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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Fuchs Nooze lede: "What is The True Cost to Taxpayers of Obama's Divots?"

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schmannity's avatar

Maybe he will return with the triumphant return of Mitt to the ticket.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Never, never, never read the comments!! Or the bumper stickers. Therein lies madness.

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bobbert's avatar

Yeah, I quite liked that slick bit of terminology.

Because the Secret Service protects, you know, <i>the President</i>.

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bobbert's avatar

Asshole, inconvenienced.

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PubOption's avatar

I hope there wasn't a gas station close to the golf club.

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schmannity's avatar

Stop and frisk WHITE PEOPLE??? OUTRAGE!!! IMPEACH!!!!

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schmannity's avatar

Your move, Mittens Howell, III.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Do you ever want to yell "SHUT THE EVERLOVING FUCK UP!" to snotty, whiny rich people who are so entitled and privileged that they can't even be a <i>little</i> inconvenienced? It can't just be me.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

I like to honk at people in their back swing. The rage faces are exquisite.

I kinda feel bad; those guys have a lot of money riding on those games.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Moose and Rocco will gladly help this member with his "security issues". Isn't that right, fellas?

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Oh, the humanity!

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