Ron Paul officially entered the field for the Republican presidential nomination today. "That's nice," America replied. Let's face it: the GOP field is terrible—a collection of accidental governors who were made obsolete by the dawn of the beeper, a pizza expert, and two genial but off-putting Mormon men wearing nice shirts and ties who would like to talk to you about your feelings. The only shot at beating Obama is for the GOP to look at potential entrants who haven't taken any steps toward running for president. And the only shot at your editor hitting eight posts today is to do this: UNDECLARED REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE POWER RANKINGS. Who is up?! Who is down?! Et cetera?!
The suspense is <strike>killing</strike> boring me. <a href="http:\/\/www.google.com\/hostednews\/ap\/article\/ALeqM5gGyHRHrW-QazoznXKlatQCkNO_YQ\?docId=c83c8914476348c393b0614328e79d6d" target="_blank">Huckabee to announce 2012 plans on show.</a>
That Sharia lady is nice but I am voting for Bacon. I am going to love knocking on doors with the hors d&#039;oeuvres tray. &quot; Look Larry, look Mo, canap&eacute;s!&quot;
<i>&quot;&#039;All the factors say go, but my heart says no,&#039; Mr. Huckabee said on his nighttime program on Fox News Channel. &#039;And that&rsquo;s the decision that I have made.&#039;
&quot;As of Saturday afternoon, even some of Mr. Huckabee&rsquo;s closest aides did not know what he would say. He kept them waiting as long as possible, making the announcement at the very end of his hourlong 8 p.m. program after interviewing guests including the &#039;Extra&#039; host Mario Lopez and the rock musician Ted Nugent &mdash; with whom he jammed on Mr. Nugent&rsquo;s old hit song &#039;Cat Scratch Fever.&#039;&quot;</i> <a href="http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2011\/05\/15\/us\/politics\/15huckabee.html" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/15/us/politics/15h...">http://www.nytimes.com/2011...
Looks like someone really loves being a talk show host.
Two additional talking points I didn&#039;t squeeze in originally: -assertion that every policy that isn&#039;t geared toward reducing the government&#039;s economic power is instantly equal to a &quot;European centralized bureaucratic socialist welfare system&quot;; -inexplicable belief that government has no right to intervene in the economy, but an absolute right to intervene in personal morality and religious faith.
People seem to genuinely believe that it is the dead person who pays the tax (as metaphysically impossible as that is), and not the people who are inheriting money which they only &quot;earned&quot; by outliving a wealthy relative.
But will it institute Shiraz Law?
Up fist for you Tsu. The troll tool has nothing else to do late on a Sunday night as usual. I wonder what it eats?
Leroy Jenkins the preacher?Well that makes sense.
oi. no huckabee pork to mock.
next thing we know, sarah and michele and bristol will bow out and we will have no fun in 2012.
Winner.
The suspense is <strike>killing</strike> boring me. <a href="http:\/\/www.google.com\/hostednews\/ap\/article\/ALeqM5gGyHRHrW-QazoznXKlatQCkNO_YQ\?docId=c83c8914476348c393b0614328e79d6d" target="_blank">Huckabee to announce 2012 plans on show.</a>
That explains why I have to take a deep breath before diving into the BrightFart site.
Transcript from some wingnut radio show, I think.
That Sharia lady is nice but I am voting for Bacon. I am going to love knocking on doors with the hors d&#039;oeuvres tray. &quot; Look Larry, look Mo, canap&eacute;s!&quot;
<i>&quot;&#039;All the factors say go, but my heart says no,&#039; Mr. Huckabee said on his nighttime program on Fox News Channel. &#039;And that&rsquo;s the decision that I have made.&#039;
&quot;As of Saturday afternoon, even some of Mr. Huckabee&rsquo;s closest aides did not know what he would say. He kept them waiting as long as possible, making the announcement at the very end of his hourlong 8 p.m. program after interviewing guests including the &#039;Extra&#039; host Mario Lopez and the rock musician Ted Nugent &mdash; with whom he jammed on Mr. Nugent&rsquo;s old hit song &#039;Cat Scratch Fever.&#039;&quot;</i> <a href="http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2011\/05\/15\/us\/politics\/15huckabee.html" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/15/us/politics/15h...">http://www.nytimes.com/2011...
Looks like someone really loves being a talk show host.
This is good news! I think I&#039;ll just take six more sudafed and do some thinking on all this. Okay, done.
I think <a href="http:\/\/i1115.photobucket.com\/albums\/k551\/denniverse\/fuckabeez.png" target="_blank">Naomi Watts</a> said it best.
Excellent. Thank you.
Two additional talking points I didn&#039;t squeeze in originally: -assertion that every policy that isn&#039;t geared toward reducing the government&#039;s economic power is instantly equal to a &quot;European centralized bureaucratic socialist welfare system&quot;; -inexplicable belief that government has no right to intervene in the economy, but an absolute right to intervene in personal morality and religious faith.
People seem to genuinely believe that it is the dead person who pays the tax (as metaphysically impossible as that is), and not the people who are inheriting money which they only &quot;earned&quot; by outliving a wealthy relative.
Fuckwad McDownfist has been through again, gobbling p-ness. Fixed.