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Creepoman's avatar

Speaking of which, I did get a free donut this morning, so everything is good.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Maybe a basket?

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The Psy of Life's avatar

You say that now, but in a Trump America, how sure can you be about that donut?

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doktorzoom's avatar

Best Twitter caption:

https://twitter.com/Pierced...

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The Wanderer's avatar

The press will get over it and will soon be on their knees kissing Trump's feet for any other incoherent bits of wisdom that drip from his pearl-raining mouth.

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The Wanderer's avatar

Gray Lady - going down on Trump.

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The Wanderer's avatar

I always liked that bit of stock footage. They should include that in Viagra ads.

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phoenix00's avatar

along with a beachside hotel room and a steak dinner a night?

I'd say so.

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phoenix00's avatar

I'll go with "ripped out of Ellen Ripley's chest".

Does that make me a conspiracy theorist? Yet?

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phoenix00's avatar

also because Russia is his new bae!

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The Psy of Life's avatar

Trump seems a peach as in impeach!

Get it? Peach? Impeach? Get it? Hunh? Get it? Man, sometimes I crack myself up!

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Beargorod People's Recublic's avatar

Where, in a series of black-and-white vignettes, you will be taught by bears how to eat Republicans without succumbing to their inherent toxicity. It looks a lot like what we, in Wonkerland, must call "Vote Bill".

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disqus_lWwzrwNaw6's avatar

Lovely.

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SeeTrain65's avatar

I thought it only fair to upvote you, Dok, since I upvoted the tweet yesterday.

Also, there's this. Compare and contrast.https://twitter.com/itgetsb...

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Mike Steele's avatar

That lousy non-retraction to take the focus off his latest death threat: disarm her secret service, "then let's see what happens to her"... and her little dog, too!

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Dragon with the girl tattoo's avatar

It puts the lotion in the deplorable basket!

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