Donald can't just walk away like that After a week or so of various campaign surrogates crossing their hearts and saying that Donald Trump is no longer a birther, no way not any more, someone had to go and ask Trump if he really has decided to join the reality-based community and acknowledge that President Obama was born in Hawaii. You'll be ever so astonished to learn that the
The press will get over it and will soon be on their knees kissing Trump's feet for any other incoherent bits of wisdom that drip from his pearl-raining mouth.
Where, in a series of black-and-white vignettes, you will be taught by bears how to eat Republicans without succumbing to their inherent toxicity. It looks a lot like what we, in Wonkerland, must call "Vote Bill".
That lousy non-retraction to take the focus off his latest death threat: disarm her secret service, "then let's see what happens to her"... and her little dog, too!
Speaking of which, I did get a free donut this morning, so everything is good.
Maybe a basket?
You say that now, but in a Trump America, how sure can you be about that donut?
Best Twitter caption:
https://twitter.com/Pierced...
The press will get over it and will soon be on their knees kissing Trump's feet for any other incoherent bits of wisdom that drip from his pearl-raining mouth.
Gray Lady - going down on Trump.
I always liked that bit of stock footage. They should include that in Viagra ads.
along with a beachside hotel room and a steak dinner a night?
I'd say so.
I'll go with "ripped out of Ellen Ripley's chest".
Does that make me a conspiracy theorist? Yet?
also because Russia is his new bae!
Trump seems a peach as in impeach!
Get it? Peach? Impeach? Get it? Hunh? Get it? Man, sometimes I crack myself up!
Where, in a series of black-and-white vignettes, you will be taught by bears how to eat Republicans without succumbing to their inherent toxicity. It looks a lot like what we, in Wonkerland, must call "Vote Bill".
Lovely.
I thought it only fair to upvote you, Dok, since I upvoted the tweet yesterday.
Also, there's this. Compare and contrast.https://twitter.com/itgetsb...
That lousy non-retraction to take the focus off his latest death threat: disarm her secret service, "then let's see what happens to her"... and her little dog, too!
It puts the lotion in the deplorable basket!