The press will get over it and will soon be on their knees kissing Trump's feet for any other incoherent bits of wisdom that drip from his pearl-raining mouth.
Where, in a series of black-and-white vignettes, you will be taught by bears how to eat Republicans without succumbing to their inherent toxicity. It looks a lot like what we, in Wonkerland, must call "Vote Bill".
That lousy non-retraction to take the focus off his latest death threat: disarm her secret service, "then let's see what happens to her"... and her little dog, too!
Speaking of which, I did get a free donut this morning, so everything is good.
Maybe a basket?
You say that now, but in a Trump America, how sure can you be about that donut?
Best Twitter caption:
https://twitter.com/Pierced...
The press will get over it and will soon be on their knees kissing Trump's feet for any other incoherent bits of wisdom that drip from his pearl-raining mouth.
Gray Lady - going down on Trump.
I always liked that bit of stock footage. They should include that in Viagra ads.
along with a beachside hotel room and a steak dinner a night?
I'd say so.
I'll go with "ripped out of Ellen Ripley's chest".
Does that make me a conspiracy theorist? Yet?
also because Russia is his new bae!
Trump seems a peach as in impeach!
Get it? Peach? Impeach? Get it? Hunh? Get it? Man, sometimes I crack myself up!
Where, in a series of black-and-white vignettes, you will be taught by bears how to eat Republicans without succumbing to their inherent toxicity. It looks a lot like what we, in Wonkerland, must call "Vote Bill".
Lovely.
I thought it only fair to upvote you, Dok, since I upvoted the tweet yesterday.
Also, there's this. Compare and contrast.https://twitter.com/itgetsb...
That lousy non-retraction to take the focus off his latest death threat: disarm her secret service, "then let's see what happens to her"... and her little dog, too!
It puts the lotion in the deplorable basket!