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Under the Yellow Lemonade Flag
* "And our men try to subdue it / they jump on its back / like overripe plums falling from trees / to tame the horse of the planet." [ City Desk ]
* Why don't you just walk all the way to the Alternative Transportation Fair, hippie? [ CommuterPageBlog ]
* Queen Elizabeth: once our oppressor, now our friend. [ Yahoo News ]
* Ian MacKaye hears dead people. [ Idolater ]
* "To whoever has our trash cans: I hope you enjoy them. I hope, very soon, you accidentally place something very dear to you in one of them. I hope you then realize that you've done this about an hour after the bins are picked up." [ From Harvard Street ]
* Hey guys, New Intern #1 did this post! [ gregwasserstrom.com ]