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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Did you catch the fingertip save, followed by the toe-tip save, all while laid out sideways? That'll be on YouTube forever.

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fuflans's avatar

home much did he mourn the wife i wonder?

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fuflans's avatar

one can only hope he wins. hours of wonkette fun.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Oh it gets better... Check out his fetus fetish.

<a href="http:\/\/buildourparty.blogspot.com\/2009\/11\/extremist-allen-quist-for-congress.html" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://buildourparty.blogspot.com/2009/11/extremi...">http://buildourparty.blogsp...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

or former Penn State coach...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Rashida Jones needs to help Quist out of his closet...

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Sadly, there's no field on the form for donating Hobo Beans.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Dirty air makes it easier to grab the assholes with the green lasers.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Winning the game, while controlling the ball for maybe 25% of it ... sweet!

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TundraGrifter's avatar

"...a Senate leader suggested he had an unhealthy preoccupation with sex, having devoted 30 hours to it in a single session..."

According to the tv ads, you're supposed to seek medical attention if you experience a stiffie lasting more than 4 hours.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

I believe this is a good time to say, "Pics or GTFO"!

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

<a href="http://tvpc.com/LiveSport.p..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://tvpc.com/LiveSport.php?SportID=4465">http://tvpc.com/LiveSport.p... For those not shelling out the big bucks for ESPN.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Dragonflies pray, but it's just a big act to fool the gullible.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Oil-soluble, then?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

apparently Calvin penciled in a retard setting and used it on this guy

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