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Did you catch the fingertip save, followed by the toe-tip save, all while laid out sideways? That'll be on YouTube forever.

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home much did he mourn the wife i wonder?

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one can only hope he wins. hours of wonkette fun.

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Oh it gets better... Check out his fetus fetish.

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or former Penn State coach...

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Rashida Jones needs to help Quist out of his closet...

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Sadly, there's no field on the form for donating Hobo Beans.

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Dirty air makes it easier to grab the assholes with the green lasers.

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Winning the game, while controlling the ball for maybe 25% of it ... sweet!

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"...a Senate leader suggested he had an unhealthy preoccupation with sex, having devoted 30 hours to it in a single session..."

According to the tv ads, you're supposed to seek medical attention if you experience a stiffie lasting more than 4 hours.

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I believe this is a good time to say, "Pics or GTFO"!

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Dragonflies pray, but it's just a big act to fool the gullible.

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Oil-soluble, then?

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apparently Calvin penciled in a retard setting and used it on this guy

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