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Hitler- he's not just for breakfast any more

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I believe that's a "wonderfulness" of vaginas.

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Dammit, I was gonna say "Hello,"

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Nah. Now, if there is even the faintest hint of a direct linkie, that could change. But so far it looks like staffers doing shit they knew he wanted them to do, without him communicating directly.

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Meth.

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Please carry on and create pop-tart-art-pop (cheesiest palindrome ever). It's gotta be better than eating the fucking things. I think I may have had twenty (generous estimate) Pop-Tarts in my lifetime -- generally because the alternative was ramen. Gah.

Now, Eggos -- they're already rasterized.

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Not until after they've been <strike>artfully</strike> anatomically shaped.

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It varies wildly. Mostly depending on how much weed is in my jar.

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Again, the GOP laserlike focus on jobs jobs and more jobs is a sight to behold.

America's future is brighter than ever. Pass me another pop tart, pretty please!

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I think it's a pack of dogs, a murder of crows, a clash of deer, a pod of whales and a glockenspiel of vaginas.

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But mama...that's where the fun is!

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"Versatile little teeth" is the kind of phrase that makes me stop questioning my blog lollygagging choices.

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They should chew them into shypixel shapes.

I would pay someone 20 pixelpoints to do that.

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Vaginae, I believe.

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Blasphemous Mohammed shaped tarts?

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We totally need to have a pop tart shape-chewing competition.

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