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jqheywood's avatar

"Mom, sometimes when I'm patronizing the poors, I don't feel so fresh..."

TundraGrifter's avatar

Night Train, my man, Night Train.

TundraGrifter's avatar

T: I'm afraid you are probably correct.

When it comes to 'investments" in commodities and foreign exchange and the like, the old saying is "Do you know how to make a small fortune? Start with a large one."

BarackMyWorld's avatar

I once heard Obama use the word "terrorism" so obviously 9/11 is all his fault.

The Quirk's avatar

Build a man a fire, he's warm for the night; light him on fire, he's warm for the rest of his life.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Actually, i was thinking about calling him Summer's Eve.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Plus...don't those fuckers kick back?

chascates's avatar

Then again, a dollar isn't worth as much as it used to be.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Hang on a second! That is absolutely untrue, and you know it.

The panhandler provided the raw materials which allowed the sniveling WSJ hack to anally leak copious amounts of butthurt, which in turn is what keeps the snark factory here at wonkette churning out the finest crude!

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Seriously...fuck this guy.

TundraGrifter's avatar

David Moore failed to explain to the mendicant in Europe one may purchase twenty copies of that same Wall Street Journal for just one dollar!

TundraGrifter's avatar

His duties at his previous job included:

"Instrumental in developing a direct marketing plan involving cold calling and interruptive marketing strategies which grew business over 150%."

WTF are "interruptive marketing strategies?"

And

"Daily contributor of market commentary and analysis for Forex Pros.com, Baron Forex News, Forex Hound, Benzinga and as a ghost writer for several prominent brokerage firms on the topics of Forex, Futures and Options."

Whatta guy!

fuflans's avatar

this makes me think of trading places only i'm not laughing.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Isn't there a website for that? Geezers who look like old lesbians, I mean.

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>You Wall Street fat cats!</i>

You can tell this is a true story because the guy talked so "street".

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Crappiest job creating ever.