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Rock on, UCC! I am still a member in South Florida but since moving to North Florida where liberal churches are few and far between I went over to the Episcopalians, which is virtually the same thing.

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this.

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<i>Vengeance is Mine, and retribution, In due time their foot will slip; For the day of their calamity is near, And the impending things are hastening upon them.</i>

it's weird how <i>vengeance</i> comes in many guises.

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So, regarding the pic: rolling back down my worldline 40 years, I'd hit that.

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I heard this on the way to work (hah!) today and almost drove off the road laughing. What a brilliant argument, why haven't we thought of this before. If you can follow any crazy religion you want, and use to sanction your shit, why can't any other group of 1 or more people do the same. The circular arguments that will spring up from this case should be used as an alternative energy form, this is gonna be great! Unless..... Well, surely nobody has ever started a war because of different interpretations of a holy book, right?

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Fucking heathen!

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So this will be like Calvinball, then?

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Wait, the robes were too much? That's a new one for me. Were they condisered too flamboyant or something? Slippery slope to Papism?

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I declare all mugs as holy chalices in the Church of The Wonkettariat - boom, problem solved!

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O for a muse of fire that would ascend the highest courthouse steps...

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Villains always appeal to majoritarian approval of their crimes, especially if they've made up that approval out of smoke, mirrors, and wand-waving.

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Founding Fatherz libelz!

The slaves couldn't own property including their pretend wives because also too they weren't allowed to be married either.

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That's gonna put a big dent in the Saturday morning *Chick-A-Lick biscuit business and also too their church car washes in the parking lot.

*Attributed to my son; he couldn't say Chic-fil-A when he was a toddler.

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Did Asheville become a cesspool of sin before or after James Franco received his MFA from Warren Wilson College? Asking for a friend.

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Rule #2 will make the Perimeter of Wisdom a sin.

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Also too Episcopalians.

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