We are not exactly sure what all of this means, except that America is almost officially bankrupt instead of "bankrupt but in name only." (Reuters) - The United States probably wouldn't be able to maintain its prized AAA sovereign ratings status if it suffered even a "technical" default on its debt, Fitch Ratings said on Wednesday.
Florida, meet 8 Mile. That just became the worst place on earth. Sorry, Disney.
Too bad members of Congress weren't personal cosigners on all that debt.
The U.S, Government doesn't use an American Express platinum card? I guess it can only use a black one?
The Phish rating is still at...wow, man, what was I just talking about?
+1 for Pawn Stars reference