We are not exactly sure what all of this means, except that America is almost officially bankrupt instead of "bankrupt but in name only." (Reuters) - The United States probably wouldn't be able to maintain its prized AAA sovereign ratings status if it suffered even a "technical" default on its debt, Fitch Ratings said on Wednesday.
Florida, meet 8 Mile. That just became the worst place on earth. Sorry, Disney.
Too bad members of Congress weren&#039;t personal cosigners on all that debt.
The U.S, Government doesn&#039;t use an American Express platinum card? I guess it can only use a black one?
The Phish rating is still at...wow, man, what was I just talking about?
+1 for Pawn Stars reference