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We will not even interview "MBAs" from UPEE anymore. One seriously could not explain the difference between a median and a mean, he was being interviewed for accounting.

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Millions of mouth breathing lawyers to gum up the wheels of justice forever , oh wait that is what is already happening.

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Interesting Fact, George Soros is one of the only people in the world to be raised as a native Esperanto speaker.

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If the whole "start your own university" thing doesn't work out, Mr. Sperling can get a fresh start at truck driving school or culinary institute. Plus sounds like he may need some anger management classes to control his fury.

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Q: "What do you think of Sperling?"

A: "I don't know. I've never sperled."

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Ahem. "Philistine" is a cognate of "Palestine."

A plotz I'm having already.

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* /fixed

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I think what you enrolled in was actually "Hooked on Phoenix." (Sound it out.)

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