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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Eckert’s anus is the name of my next band. It'll be a Butthole Surfers tribute band.

The Quirk's avatar

He won't be sitting pretty, though.

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Doctors have great senses of humor . . . just ask David Eckert!

diogenez's avatar

Butt Pirate Capitol of the Southwest....

Vienna Woods's avatar

Yes, I too only have so many hours in the day for snark.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Not just "no" but, "Are you out of your fucking mind? Hell no!"

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I think I saw something like that on the TV show Bones

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Tom's was better than yours. and Actor's was better than...

I think we've stumbled onto the infinite regression of commenting- good thing wonket doesn't allow comments or we'd be DOOMED!

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Doesn't everyone shop at Walmart with a stash of drugs up their ass?

(plagiarized from wonkville by Rand Paul)

Vienna Woods's avatar

Was your headline better?

diogenez's avatar

One wonders what they missed the first SEVEN times.

diogenez's avatar

I've come to think of visiting Deming as entering the darkside.

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

This sounds like some really, really, REALLY heavy fetish porn. This might be a forced scat porn ring.

PubOption's avatar

Asshole cops? You make it sound like they are assigned to this duty.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Him suing them isn't enough ... why isn't the DA filing charges?