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Eckert’s anus is the name of my next band. It'll be a Butthole Surfers tribute band.

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He won't be sitting pretty, though.

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Doctors have great senses of humor . . . just ask David Eckert!

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Butt Pirate Capitol of the Southwest....

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Yes, I too only have so many hours in the day for snark.

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Not just "no" but, "Are you out of your fucking mind? Hell no!"

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I think I saw something like that on the TV show Bones

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DA:::Cops....Cops:::DA

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Tom's was better than yours. and Actor's was better than...

I think we've stumbled onto the infinite regression of commenting- good thing wonket doesn't allow comments or we'd be DOOMED!

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Doesn't everyone shop at Walmart with a stash of drugs up their ass?

(plagiarized from wonkville by Rand Paul)

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Was your headline better?

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One wonders what they missed the first SEVEN times.

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I've come to think of visiting Deming as entering the darkside.

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This sounds like some really, really, REALLY heavy fetish porn. This might be a forced scat porn ring.

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Asshole cops? You make it sound like they are assigned to this duty.

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Him suing them isn't enough ... why isn't the DA filing charges?

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