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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Eckert’s anus is the name of my next band. It'll be a Butthole Surfers tribute band.

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The Quirk's avatar

He won't be sitting pretty, though.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Doctors have great senses of humor . . . just ask David Eckert!

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diogenez's avatar

Butt Pirate Capitol of the Southwest....

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Yes, I too only have so many hours in the day for snark.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Not just "no" but, "Are you out of your fucking mind? Hell no!"

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I think I saw something like that on the TV show Bones

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

DA:::Cops....Cops:::DA

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Tom's was better than yours. and Actor's was better than...

I think we've stumbled onto the infinite regression of commenting- good thing wonket doesn't allow comments or we'd be DOOMED!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Doesn't everyone shop at Walmart with a stash of drugs up their ass?

(plagiarized from wonkville by Rand Paul)

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Was your headline better?

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diogenez's avatar

One wonders what they missed the first SEVEN times.

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diogenez's avatar

I've come to think of visiting Deming as entering the darkside.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

This sounds like some really, really, REALLY heavy fetish porn. This might be a forced scat porn ring.

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PubOption's avatar

Asshole cops? You make it sound like they are assigned to this duty.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Him suing them isn't enough ... why isn't the DA filing charges?

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