Unpopular Self-Branded Condoms
* Teen drinking is very bad. [ The DC Concierge ]
* "Dude, I took shots with K-Fed and he's got nothing on you." [ Arjewtino ]
* Did they try using water? [ DCist ]
* "Community groups in D.C. have returned as many as 70,000 of the District government's unpopular self-branded condoms..." [ WTOP ]
* Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothin' to fuck with. [ NBC4 ]