Our friends at Talking Points Memo think it's news that Dean Chambers, the delusional data debaucher who gave the world "Unskewed Polls" to prove that Mitt Romney would win the election by eleventy-hundred electoral votes, is pretty sure that Barack Obama is a
Now we gots to figure out how to unmarry Obummer from Moochele and then fix and splain to folks just how those 2 kids showed up.I'm figuring once Obummer like went christian cause of not liking being stoned(the rock type not the weed type) babby jeebuses daddy was so happy that he just went ahead and for favor made Moochele all knocked up like 2 diffrerent times,he's done that afore you know.We might bes able to pull this off if we can get the chicago bath house folks to release theys security camera feeds and show them to Moochele, once she see's Obummer gettin the coke gum numbs off Reggies dick she will be all out of love like air supply and be done with Obummer. He will resign from preezeedent cause that the rules to keep from being stoned again for deevorce and the world will be saved just like afore when they had that flood
<i>&quot;Would you be a Muslim if it put you as risk for being killed because of your lifestyle choices?&quot; he asks.</i>
Watertight logic. The only time Muslims in the USA are at risk of being killed is if they are gay. This of course is as it should be. It&#039;s ok to be Muslim here, and it&#039;s ok to be gay, but doing both is going too far. Gotta draw the line somewhere.
Every so often the great tree of idiocy must be watered with the derp of patriots. You can&#039;t keep the same stupid forever.
...and the hat...
And articulate. Don&#039;t forget articulate.
Now we gots to figure out how to unmarry Obummer from Moochele and then fix and splain to folks just how those 2 kids showed up.I&#039;m figuring once Obummer like went christian cause of not liking being stoned(the rock type not the weed type) babby jeebuses daddy was so happy that he just went ahead and for favor made Moochele all knocked up like 2 diffrerent times,he&#039;s done that afore you know.We might bes able to pull this off if we can get the chicago bath house folks to release theys security camera feeds and show them to Moochele, once she see&#039;s Obummer gettin the coke gum numbs off Reggies dick she will be all out of love like air supply and be done with Obummer. He will resign from preezeedent cause that the rules to keep from being stoned again for deevorce and the world will be saved just like afore when they had that flood
Excellent point. I never have.
Sorry to say, but Teh Ghayz can have all of those things. Trust me. *sobs*
Probably a lot like that eye-rolling she gave Boner.
I&#039;m the worst of both worlds, though: a bean pole with a gut. I just can&#039;t quit you, carbs!
See? The shutdown isn&#039;t <b>all</b> bad!
Dean Chambers is that guy with the Gore/Lieberman 2000 bumper sticker still on his car.
If Barry was a gay Muslim he would be stoned, but since he is a gay Christian he was stoned while things were happening in Benghazi.
I think they a rather fond of &#039;Tomorrow Belongs to Me&#039;.
Have you tried a hammer and crowbar?
There is no way Uganda is Christian. I mean, it&#039;s in Africa, sheesh.
On the other hand, The Ghey Jihadis has a nice ring to it. Probably one of those folk-rock fusion bands, though.
Mainly, though, he&#039;s thin and fit. No beer belly, no neckbeard, no manboobs. Gotta be gay.
<i>&quot;Would you be a Muslim if it put you as risk for being killed because of your lifestyle choices?&quot; he asks.</i>
Watertight logic. The only time Muslims in the USA are at risk of being killed is if they are gay. This of course is as it should be. It&#039;s ok to be Muslim here, and it&#039;s ok to be gay, but doing both is going too far. Gotta draw the line somewhere.