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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Every so often the great tree of idiocy must be watered with the derp of patriots. You can't keep the same stupid forever.

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jqheywood's avatar

...and the hat...

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jqheywood's avatar

And articulate. Don't forget articulate.

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Capt.Jim's avatar

Now we gots to figure out how to unmarry Obummer from Moochele and then fix and splain to folks just how those 2 kids showed up.I'm figuring once Obummer like went christian cause of not liking being stoned(the rock type not the weed type) babby jeebuses daddy was so happy that he just went ahead and for favor made Moochele all knocked up like 2 diffrerent times,he's done that afore you know.We might bes able to pull this off if we can get the chicago bath house folks to release theys security camera feeds and show them to Moochele, once she see's Obummer gettin the coke gum numbs off Reggies dick she will be all out of love like air supply and be done with Obummer. He will resign from preezeedent cause that the rules to keep from being stoned again for deevorce and the world will be saved just like afore when they had that flood

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Jared James's avatar

Excellent point. I never have.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Sorry to say, but Teh Ghayz can have all of those things. Trust me. *sobs*

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PsycWench's avatar

Probably a lot like that eye-rolling she gave Boner.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

I'm the worst of both worlds, though: a bean pole with a gut. I just can't quit you, carbs!

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Vienna Woods's avatar

See? The shutdown isn't <b>all</b> bad!

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Jared James's avatar

Dean Chambers is that guy with the Gore/Lieberman 2000 bumper sticker still on his car.

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PubOption's avatar

If Barry was a gay Muslim he would be stoned, but since he is a gay Christian he was stoned while things were happening in Benghazi.

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PubOption's avatar

I think they a rather fond of 'Tomorrow Belongs to Me'.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Have you tried a hammer and crowbar?

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malsperanza's avatar

There is no way Uganda is Christian. I mean, it's in Africa, sheesh.

On the other hand, The Ghey Jihadis has a nice ring to it. Probably one of those folk-rock fusion bands, though.

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malsperanza's avatar

Mainly, though, he's thin and fit. No beer belly, no neckbeard, no manboobs. Gotta be gay.

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malsperanza's avatar

<i>"Would you be a Muslim if it put you as risk for being killed because of your lifestyle choices?" he asks.</i>

Watertight logic. The only time Muslims in the USA are at risk of being killed is if they are gay. This of course is as it should be. It's ok to be Muslim here, and it's ok to be gay, but doing both is going too far. Gotta draw the line somewhere.

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