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BarackMyWorld's avatar

The guy who wrote the decent in the <i>Lawrence v. Texas</i> ruling getting a ticket for rear-ending someone is overloading my sense of irony.

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fuflans's avatar

a supreme squirmish.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

He still drives himself! Isn't it time for Clarence "Hoke" Thomas to start Driving Mr. Scalia?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

His driving is still better than his judging. He’s a oneman constitutional car wreck.

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schmannity's avatar

Distracted driving while sexting with Ginnie Thomas.

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Mahousu's avatar

You'd think if anyone got a ticket for "following too closely," it would have been Thomas.

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PsycWench's avatar

If she didn't want to get hit, she shouldn't have braked with a car following her so closely. It's natural law.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Plus loving America too much.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

He was merely following the "Citizens Untied" precedent.

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