Unwanted Liberal Mormon Republican Plans Iowa Visit
Comical gazillionaire Mitt Romney continues to believe he has a shot in "h-e-double-l" of becoming the Republican nominee for president, despite his anti-Christian "faith" and his gay-liberal health-care-reform Taxachusetts history. So he's off to Iowa, the King of States, exactly three years before the 2012 Iowa caucus. Romney is on a book tour! He has written a new book -- by staring at "magic stones" inside a hat, and then divining various Olde English verses from these rocks. [ Boston.com ]