UPDATE: Mmmmm . . . Forbidden Cookies . . .

People have asked, "What is your deal with Lockhart?" Yeah, yeah: For the record, we have now compared the bearish mouthpiece to -- besides Homer Simpson -- a hobbit , a cowboy , a rock star , and Dr. Feelgood . As for why we do it, let's put it this way: If this were grade school, we'd be pulling his pigtails .