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I worked in the UPS hub for a few years outta college. Contents, even when the package broke open, we're almost never lost. And theft is VERY hard.

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Who has a favorite cable internet provider? It's whoever had your area's monopoly, and shut up and thank us for your crappy, spotty service.

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Also too, Mexico sent us a check but it got “lost” in the mail.

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If you carry packages / mail, theft is probably the worse thing that you could possibly let happen...

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Really, after watching Jim carey's greatest film roll, he sent it with team brown?

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Cucker is gonna be so happy when he gets his box of fake news from Roodles.. er, I mean, from Tony Bubba-Russki 🙂

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Could have been worse, OnTrack is the absolute shittiest small package courier.

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Borat featured Roodle’s package, not Tucker’s. What does this say about the quality of Tucker’s package? Not good things.

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Pop Rocks.... something, something, something....Pop Rocks!

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Waiting now for UPS to issue a short statement in the general vicinity of: 'We apologize for losing his package, but, in our defense, it was an unusually small one.'

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Wouldn't it be nice if UPS was just calling his bluff?

(Grabs blank pages out of the copier) "yep we found yer missing documents"

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Tucker probably flies Frontier. Their slogan is "Frontier: when Spirit isn't shitty enough for you."

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Hunter Carlson can’t do shit to stop the Biden Boom from happening next week. No sneeeeeeeeeky dirty docs or juicy emails are gonna change the fact that more than half (75+ million) people HAVE ALREADY VOTED than did so in 2016 (130 mil or so). Trump is well and good n fuked and has NO PATH to prison. Wait, scratch that. I meant victory. Prison is a lock.

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But comcast is the only game in my building.

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Another FUX pundit said today that there’s no Biden crime. And I’m guessing everyone expects tRump/GOP/FUX to lie hard up til Tuesday as all have lost credibility.

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